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How Did Lindsay Lohan Screw Up Her 'Playboy' Shoot?

by Lindsay Mannering on November 4, 2011 at 2:58 PM

lindsay lohanYou'd think Lindsay Lohan would have the sexy pose down by now, but apparently she has some work to do. Her photo shoot for Playboy? It didn't go so well. The octogenarian in a velvet robe didn't approve. According to E! News, once Hugh Hefner saw Lindsay's spread, he called for a redo. That's gotta sting.

So Lindsay's putting off jail for a few more days so that she can squeeze in a second attempt at being a sexy vixen for the nudie mag. The reason why she didn't nail it on the first shoot is a mystery, which is unusual because we usually know everything about LiLo -- we've been seeing her tatas and lady parts in magazines for years. So what could Hef have seen that made him call for a do-over?

The initial thought is that perhaps her cruddy teeth were the problem, but I think she got them fixed before the shoot. Listen. I'm worried. If Lindsay can't pose sexily for nearly naked photo spreads, what does she have going for her? Her acting career is in the tanker, not to mention her singing career (yeah, remember that?), so all that's left for her (right now) is modelling.

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And as a fan of hers, I'm concerned. What were Hef's objections? Did she smell like dead people? Working at the morgue does have some side effects. Did she have dead eyes? Her alleged coke habit might make her look a little vacant. Was she just not bringing her A-game? For a million bucks, Hef might not settle for anything less than perfect.

But what stresses me the most is that Hef, at 85 years old, can probably barely see through his cataract eyes, but even he was able to tell that Lindsay looked a hot mess. That doesn't inspire much hope, tell you that much.

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I really don't see why they're making her give it another go, though -- we all know they're going to Photoshop Lindsay into a healthy, happy, and arousing version of herself. Shoot. Maybe LiLo was the one who demanded a redo just to postpone going to the slammer. Who knows.

So many questions. This may be the first time in history that Lindsay Lohan has left room for a little mystery.

Why do you think Lindsay had to redo the shoot?

 

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  • JJ Bugs
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    JJ Bugs

    November 4, 2011 at 3:52 PM
    Before guys get excited about this, they should really look at this picture (Don't worry - it's safe). http://duckduckgrayduck.wordpress.com/2011/10/27/lindsay-lohan/
  • dirti...
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    dirtiekittie

    November 4, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    not to defend lindsay lohan (i'd never have enough words lol) but there are a ton of reasons Hef could have asked for a re-shoot that have nothing to do with her. he might have decided he didn't like the set the photog used, or some props or something. if i'd spent a million dollars to take pics of some wash out, i'd run them through the perfection wringer too!


  • gwen
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    gwen

    November 4, 2011 at 5:52 PM
    anyone who has watched girls next door knows that hef is notoriously picky about what goes in the magazine. although im the first to give lilo a hard time, i dont think it had anything to do with her.
  • Danie...
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    Daniel P. Lister

    November 4, 2011 at 6:03 PM
    "Why do you think Lindsay had to redo the shoot?" Because LiLo has already posed (for New Yorker Magazine) without a Stitch...
  • brand...
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    brandspanknnew

    November 4, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    If it has anything relating directly to her, I will officially wipe her off of my teenage mind in any sense. She was in some of my fave teen movies, and then... she pretty much killed herself.

    Quit making your noose tighter, Lohan! </3


  • Bone
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    Bone

    November 4, 2011 at 8:07 PM
    It would have been nice to see 5 or 6 years ago, but She is looking bad these days; too much drinking will turn a beautiful girl ugly. Gone is the innocent look, and its not coming back.
  • Thanatos
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    Thanatos

    November 4, 2011 at 11:59 PM
    Oh please! First, every model posing in Playboy has been so airbrushed that they look nothing like real life. Did you know that you will never see an anal opening (I'm being nice) in Playboy? They airbrush them out, because REAL men don't think women should have them.....lol Second, no guy gives a crap what Lindsay looks like, and every damn one of us will see the photos before it's over. If you're male and you are saying no, then I hereby call you out in public as being gay, to old to be able to do anything or care about it or a sociopathic liar! Women, have him look straight into your eyes and tell you he doesn't want to see her nude....make sure he maintains eye contact, that he's breathing and that he doesn't have fingers or other body parts crossed....OR A SMIRK!! If he can do it, hide the knives in the house and sleep in separate bedrooms...with your door bolted!! Even though I AM a sociopath, I will tell you straight off that I WILL have the photos of Lindsey before too long after it's out on the news stands. I won't buy it, but I will have them in digital form.
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    Michael Arnold

    November 5, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    Reshoots happen. Could be technical, LiLo, maybe Hugh just wanna see her naked, whatever, but it's not uncommon and the writer probably needed a check and whipped this fluff piece out.


  • Bodda...
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    Boddah266

    November 5, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    Thantos, you're a complete moron. Not every guy has low enough standards as to find a girl with so many problems attractive.

    Don't worry honey, when you grow up - you might look for more substance in a woman instead of a vacuous ditz. 


  • im23v...
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    im23vaughn

    November 5, 2011 at 12:50 AM

    I agree with the others who say it probably has nothing to do with Lindsay. I saw some photos she took last month for a photographer.... I can't remember his name. She looked beautiful. She is a very beautiful woman. Does she have off days? Of course. Does she look bad when she is boozing it up? Of course. But when she is put together she looks really nice. Seems like the author of this post is either jealous she isn't getting a million dollar payday or is just looking to sensationalize the story.


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