You'd think Lindsay Lohan would have the sexy pose down by now, but apparently she has some work to do. Her photo shoot for Playboy? It didn't go so well. The octogenarian in a velvet robe didn't approve. According to E! News, once Hugh Hefner saw Lindsay's spread, he called for a redo. That's gotta sting.
So Lindsay's putting off jail for a few more days so that she can squeeze in a second attempt at being a sexy vixen for the nudie mag. The reason why she didn't nail it on the first shoot is a mystery, which is unusual because we usually know everything about LiLo -- we've been seeing her tatas and lady parts in magazines for years. So what could Hef have seen that made him call for a do-over?
The initial thought is that perhaps her cruddy teeth were the problem, but I think she got them fixed before the shoot. Listen. I'm worried. If Lindsay can't pose sexily for nearly naked photo spreads, what does she have going for her? Her acting career is in the tanker, not to mention her singing career (yeah, remember that?), so all that's left for her (right now) is modelling.
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And as a fan of hers, I'm concerned. What were Hef's objections? Did she smell like dead people? Working at the morgue does have some side effects. Did she have dead eyes? Her alleged coke habit might make her look a little vacant. Was she just not bringing her A-game? For a million bucks, Hef might not settle for anything less than perfect.
But what stresses me the most is that Hef, at 85 years old, can probably barely see through his cataract eyes, but even he was able to tell that Lindsay looked a hot mess. That doesn't inspire much hope, tell you that much.
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I really don't see why they're making her give it another go, though -- we all know they're going to Photoshop Lindsay into a healthy, happy, and arousing version of herself. Shoot. Maybe LiLo was the one who demanded a redo just to postpone going to the slammer. Who knows.
So many questions. This may be the first time in history that Lindsay Lohan has left room for a little mystery.
Why do you think Lindsay had to redo the shoot?
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not to defend lindsay lohan (i'd never have enough words lol) but there are a ton of reasons Hef could have asked for a re-shoot that have nothing to do with her. he might have decided he didn't like the set the photog used, or some props or something. if i'd spent a million dollars to take pics of some wash out, i'd run them through the perfection wringer too!
If it has anything relating directly to her, I will officially wipe her off of my teenage mind in any sense. She was in some of my fave teen movies, and then... she pretty much killed herself.
Quit making your noose tighter, Lohan! </3
Reshoots happen. Could be technical, LiLo, maybe Hugh just wanna see her naked, whatever, but it's not uncommon and the writer probably needed a check and whipped this fluff piece out.
Thantos, you're a complete moron. Not every guy has low enough standards as to find a girl with so many problems attractive.
Don't worry honey, when you grow up - you might look for more substance in a woman instead of a vacuous ditz.
I agree with the others who say it probably has nothing to do with Lindsay. I saw some photos she took last month for a photographer.... I can't remember his name. She looked beautiful. She is a very beautiful woman. Does she have off days? Of course. Does she look bad when she is boozing it up? Of course. But when she is put together she looks really nice. Seems like the author of this post is either jealous she isn't getting a million dollar payday or is just looking to sensationalize the story.