5 Things Kim Kardashian Can Do Once She’s Single Again


kim kardashian divorceIn case you missed today's big news: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce! Even though I can't say I didn't see this one coming -- a small part of me was rooting for team Hump to make it through the tough times. Citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split, Kim told E! Online:

"After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don't work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best."

I think it was the wise men of 2Gether who said "breaking up is hard enough." So KK, don't put yourself through the emotional anguish of trying to figure out what went wrong. He's not worth it. Besides, being single is a blast! Now there's no one breathing down your neck or to report back to!

Check out these five things Kim Kardashian can do now that she's single again:

1. Live without the hassle of pets: On the last season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, we watched how frustrated Kim was sharing her personal space with Kris's pooches. Now he can hang out with his boys in the doghouse, and Kim can have all of her overly-organized perfectionist space back to herself.

2. Date other basketball players: I wasn't really ever one of those girls that thought Kris was a looker. In fact, I always thought Kim could do so much better than that. Now that she's back on the market, there are so many more attractive (and eligible) men out there just looking for love. Many of which happen to have some serious skills on the court.

3. Head back to NYC with Kourtney: There's no better place to be a single woman then here in NYC. I could guess that all that arguing with Kris made the last few months here while filming Kourtney and Kim Take New York kind of a drag. If Kim was to come back for round three in the Big Apple without the ball and chain, she'd have much much more fun.

4. Relax: Kim's a busy girl as it is. But add in Kris, and with all the magazine covers and interviews, the wifed-up reality diva had little-to-no time for herself. Single Kim needs to take some time for herself, out of the spotlight. I suggest monthly massages and a few mani/pedis, for starters.

5. Plan an even bigger wedding: We all saw how much fun it was for Kim to put together her dream event. However, when another man comes around she definitely won't be able to repeat the whole luxurious shebang the same way. It's going to have to be BIGGER (if that's even possible) and 10,000 times better, which means new dress(es), new designers, new colors, new everything. The wedding will take a whole lot of planning, so lucky for Kim, I don't think she'll be saying "I Do" again anytime soon.

Are you surprised about Kim and Kris' divorce?


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Stacey. Stacey.

Why does everyone condemn Kris H? Because he didnt put on a show for the cameras as Kim does? Did you ever stop to think he felt like it was a sham too watching Kim parade around everyday w/ her only concern being how much skin can I show today and who will look at me. If I was a man I would want a real woman w/ real priorities. At leask Kris H has a skill and in my opinion prob. needs someone w/ more substance.

Stacey. Stacey.

Also, she is famous for having sex and a big ass. What do you mean now she'll have more time to relax? Everything she does is for fun, I would def. not call anything she does working...

Mrscj... Mrscjones

Exactly @ Stacey agree 100%

nonmember avatar Mia

I'm one of the Kris haters!! He was a jerk who didn't even try to get along with her family for her sake. Everything was about HIM and how he wanted things done. There was NO middle ground with him. Let him try to find someone that can deal with his crap! Actually no... a doormat would be a good match for him. She will let him act like a jerk all he wants and she'll worship him for it. Good riddance Kim! Now you can find someone that will love you for YOU, not your money and who wont try to control you... too bad you were stuck with him this long. I bet he did a number on your self esteem!

nonmember avatar Maria

Stacey and Mrscjones - if you hate the Kardashian's so much, why are you reading everything being written about them today?

lehof... lehoffman

haha totally agree Stacey. I loved when Kris laughed at her when she said how hard she worked. I want to slap some sense into that girl. Hardworking is a single mom working two jobs to take care of her kids, not posing for pictures all day and taking vacations to bora bora.

lehof... lehoffman

Also, Maria, you can watch a tv show without liking every person on it. 

Stacey. Stacey.

Maria in what sentence did I say I hate them? Because do not condemn Kris H? Girl please, to hate someone would mean I feel passionately about them. And trust me, I feel nothing for this family =)

nonmember avatar lee lee

i agree with maria !! i think its funny how all of these "kim haters" always read and comment about her and how they dont like her, shes fake, and blah blah. i know if i dont like someone, i DO NOT waste my time reading about them or much less writing why i dont like them. i guess some peeps have no life....hahahahaha

Lucre... LucretiaMcEvil

@Emily Abbate - You said , "I think it was the wise men of 2Gether who said "breaking up is hard enough.""

Well, they also sang, "We're 2Gether, you and me forever. You're the one I treasure. 2Gether, 2Gether."

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