Here's a sentence everyone's been expecting to read: Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from Kris Humphries. TMZ got the scoop that Kim will file today, citing irreconcilable differences. She won't seek an annulment, even though their wedded bliss lasted all of 72 days, because she has what I hope is an air-tight pre-nup. Ryan Seacrest also confirmed via Twitter that Kim will be filing for divorce. He says he's talked to her and will be getting a statement from her shortly.
While we all wait with bated breath to hear what Kim tells Ryan, let's take a moment to really let the news sink in. Slow.clap for these two super smart individuals. I mean, really. They had a four-hour, two-night event wedding show -- they couldn't have faked this relationship for at least six months?
I feel so scammed! Seriously. All that wedding to-do and they call it quits after 10 weeks? I don't think anyone really thought they would last, but I don't think anyone thought they'd be divorcing so soon.
Unfortunately, I think this officially means that Kim Kardashian has jumped the shark. We are now going to be more "over" her than ever before. I feel gypped, like they pulled a fast one on us. There were rumors that there was trouble in paradise, and even that Kris was "cast" in his role as Kim's husband -- they wanted to Kim to date a New York athlete to amp up drama for the second season of Kim & Kourtney Take New York. The fact that they've divorced so soon kind of makes it seem like Kim's life is now more for show than for real.
The drama and excitement of her "royal" wedding got everyone talking, and now the divorce puts her in the news again. I don't know what's genuine about her anymore. I wonder if even she does.
All I can say is I hope there's a divorce special: Konfirmed: Kim Kalls It Kwits.
Are you shocked that Kim got a divorce this soon?
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