Jennifer Aniston Needs to Stop Sicking Her Friends on Brad Pitt

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brad pittI'd have to double-check with David Arquette on this one, but I'm fairly certain getting yelled at by Courteney Cox is a damn unpleasant experience. I can almost hear that already shrill voice reaching those glass-shattering heights! Somehow I feel like there would be a lot of finger-pointing, too. And if you were a guy, she'd address you as "Mister." Like, Now you listen to me, Mister, and you listen good!

Yowch. Poor Brad Pitt must be swallowing Advil by the handful thanks to the "tongue-lashing" he reportedly got from Ms. Cox over recent remarks he made about the dull stoner existence that was his marriage to Jennifer Aniston.  

Not that I really blame Courteney; she's just doing her duty as Aniston's friend.

Who do I blame? One guess ...

Jennifer Aniston, call off your dogs! Come on, girl, this isn't seventh grade. Did you hatch a plan for Courteney to ambush him right after homeroom? Are you guys maybe gonna tell all the cheerleaders that he has stamina issues or stinky breath?

While you're at it, why don't you get a Sharpie and write "slut" on Angelina Jolie's locker?

Time to fight your own battles, Jen. (Actually, time to stop fighting this battle entirely.) First you had your new boyfriend do his sad little fists-in-the-air dance around Brad to protect your honor: You lookin' for a fight, man?

Now you go and sic your pet cougar on him? Enough already!

At the very least, Aniston should get a bit more creative with her comebacks. Enlist the help of somebody who actually knows how to be snide, like Ricky Gervais or Dennis Leary

I mean, when Cox went off on Brad, apparently her incriminating words ranged from insensitive to rude to disrespectful.

Ooh, harsh. No gold sticker for you on the Good Manners Board this month, Brad. For shame!

To borrow a term from Brad, it's all just so dull.

Would you ask a friend to read your ex the riot act?

 

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ms_mo... ms_morgan

Maybe they are just actual friends who stick up for their friends when someone hurts them.  A real friend doesn't need you to "tell" them to go yell at an ex for the crappy words they said about you...a real friend would just do it.  And as far as I can tell, Courtney is one of those BFFs who would

nonmember avatar Guest

Why are you taking tabloid nonsense as fact? Both the story about Cox yelling at Pitt and the story about Theroux being angered at Pitt have already been denied by Gossip Cop. There is nothing to support that either is remotely true.

And please stop blaming Jennifer for any of this nonsense. It's her ex Pitt that stirred up all these tabloid stories by talking about her as he did. She has barely uttered a word about the situation since they split, and nothing in at least 3 years. Time to leave her alone and stop blaming her for tabloid garbage.

nonmember avatar Erin

Is it so hard to imagine that Courteney herself came to the conclusion that many of us did? That Brad really was being rude and insensitive?

Bertha Nava

To borrow a term from Brad on your story, it is just DULL. Full of assumptions and false information. Why don't you do your homework and then write an article. I think that Jennifer has been more than graceful with all the nonsense that Brad and "Angie" throw at her by ignoring them which is exactly what we should all do. "Angie's" past is nothing to be proud of and Brad proved to be just like her by being married and cheating. Stop treating them like they are great, what kind of morals and principles are they going to show the kids.

1blue... 1bluemonkey

Agree with all the comments.  Writer - your lack of class is showing. 

nonmember avatar az2stay

It Sounds like you know them up front and personal (not) or are you just a Brad fan lol

BeLLa... BeLLasNewMoMmy

Not going to read this trash STOP IT ALREADY! CM is getting DULL u need other subjects besides jen and brad. GET OVER THEM!

nonmember avatar scotsgirl

Jen didn't start the stupid triangle affair. It always amazes me that the adulterers made their decisions and Aniston got dragged into the mud with them. From what I see here PITT won't let this die. Why would he make a comment like that, true not true whatever but why was it necessary? Seriously she has MOVED ON. She appears happy Brangelina are supposedly the perfect family/couple/humanitarians/gods....so why even go there. Now you blame her for this one. Wow lady your jealousy is shining through. Put on your big girl panties and get a real job.

Domon... DomoniqueWS

Honestly Jen. Aniston needs to get over it and Pitt needs to stop being brought along for the drama, they are all too old for this shit, friend or not, how about you stop being bitter and shut your trap and be a lady.

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