Brad Pitt Offers Jennifer Aniston $1 Million to Make Nice With Angelina Jolie


brad pittAnother day, another layer of the Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston onion peeled. Today's crunchy tidbit that very well might make you cry? Brad is apparently offering his ex-wife $1 million -- which will go to the charity of her choice -- if she and boyfriend Justin Theroux will just pose for a photo with him and Angelina, for God's sake. You know, so the world knows that everything's hunky-dory between them.

Supposedly Brad is torn up about the whole incident -- er, make that his image is torn up -- and he just wants to make things status quo right again. He issued an apology -- er, he didn't issue an apology at all; he issued a "statement" -- claiming that what he said (his very own words, verbatim) were misconstrued. Still, not a peep on the matter from Jen. 

So, clearly she wants no part of this very real, very In Touch weekly-reported million-dollar photo op business proposed by Brad. In fact, this story is so real, so thoroughly researched, that an insider source is quoted as saying, "Jen doesn’t want any part of it." That's an insider source, people.

Sarcasm aside, it does seem like ever since those fateful sentences left Brad Pitt's mouth, he's been regretting it -- and Jen's been ignoring it. (Of course, I am basing this statement off of various rag mags and gossip sites.) I keep seeing stories pop up of Brad trying to "fix" things. And the only time I ever heard Jen utter anything about the issue was when, a few nights ago, a reporter asked her what she thought about Pitt's comments, and she replied, "Oh, Lord, it’s not even worth discussing on a night like this."

So, Jen seems to be over it. Now Brad just needs to get over it. And, of course, I do, too.

Do you think Brad regrets what he said?


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AngiDas AngiDas

He is a douche. Jenn seems to have moved on. 

nonmember avatar Eve

Brad Pitt is an incredibly stupid douche. Jen should be glad to be rid of him.

Mrswbray Mrswbray

I don't believe that ever happened. Can we please, as intelligent human beings, stop taking what we see in magazines such as In Touch, OK, Star, etc. and treating it like factual and credible information? Come on now!!!

nonmember avatar guest

if indeed he said this, he is the lowest of the low. he just wants to manipulate the media.

Other... OtherMonkey

When will people let this thing die?!  Does anyone really care about this?  First off, think of the source..some trashy gossip rag.  Secondly, the marriage was over, what, 5 or 6 years ago??  LET IT GO!  There are bigger tragedies in life than a failed marriage or speaking ill of your former partner after the relationship is over.  GAWD!

nonmember avatar Jim Jones

Don't know what he said. Sounds like y'all care more about it than anyone directly involved.

ChellS77 ChellS77

Mrswbray  - THANK YOU! Some sensible people in here after all. I didn't even read the article when I glanced over it and saw "In Touch". Besides, who is stupid enough to believe that a bazillionaire would offer another bazillionaire a measly million bucks for something so stupid? C'mon. That's like me offering my husband a dime to wash the dishes. And honestly, who here really believes that Brad Pitt gives a CRAP about them getting along?

valha... valhallaarwen

In Touch magazine is one of the worst ones out there.  I hardly believe this story. 

Penny Aikins

I don't believe any of these Pitt, Jolie, Aniston stories and wish they'd stop being spread as fact!

Melan... Melanie420

im tired of brad and angelina acting like everything is about them, jen wants her own life and they sit there and act like everything she does involves them somehow, they need to get the hell over themselves if they want anyone to ever like them again, stop putting jen in your buisiness when she doesnt want shit from you, she has been over you for a long time now

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