Ah, fake boobs. The Holy Grail of plastic surgery in Tinsel Town. Everybody's got 'em. Even the ones you think don't. (They just have a really good doc and opted for a "tasteful" implant.) But some pairs of tatas? Well, they just look downright ridiculous, and we're shocked that some of these ladies haven't gotten them redone already. Unless they like lopsided franken-boobs.
Here are five pairs of awful breast implants that really should be taken in for a tune-up.
Victoria Beckham. I thought Posh Spice was supposed to be all fancy now. No more of that cheesy Spice Girl stuff. So, what's up with her breasts? Why are they so ... uneven and up to her neck? Not cute, Vicky. And definitely not fancy.
Heidi Montag. To be totally frank, Heidi's lucky the only body part this post is covering is boobs, 'cause she's got a whole mess of stuff going on. Her breasts, though -- they're just too big. And fake-looking. They look almost comical, sort of like a caricature or something. Kind of like the rest of Heidi.
Jenni "JWoww" Farley. Ginormous, uneven boobs may be all the rage at the Jersey Shore, but to the rest of the world, they're a little bit creepy.
Tara Reid. Oh, Tara, what is happening in this dress? Didn't somebody check you before you headed out onto the red carpet? I'm not even quite sure how to describe this. It's like one boob is a triangle or some never-before-discovered shape. Too weird.
Audrina Patridge. Hmm ... something's not right in this photo. Can't figure out if it's just that Audrina's boobs would look better if she gained a little weight, or if it's that her implants are a little too far apart and sort of droopy-looking. Perhaps it's a little of both. Or maybe Audrina should just get a bathing suit with better support.
Images via Tawny Rockerazzi/Flickr, David Becker and Frederick M. Brown/Getty, and SplashNews
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Although, I didn't know J-Woww's were so uneven. Poor girl :(
didnt we miss tori spelling?
This is what scares me when it comes to boob jobs. I thought about getting mine done after we were done having babies because they're nice while I'm breastfeeding, but deflate when the babies wean. But I'd rather have small ones than crazy looking ones!
We can fix this problem with NOT getting tit jobs? I'm blessed with a nice Barely-C cup and I would NOT have them any other way...Theres nothing creepier than seeing an OLD woman with these waterballoons stapled to her chest. Do these women realize what they're getting themselves into? Geez......
Ya know what's funny? After reading this article, I clicked on a related article, "5 Celebrity Boob Jobs That Look Real" and Audrina Partridge is on that list too! LOL!
Tara Reid has spoken about her botched surgery, so to include her on this list is a bit insensitive.
agree with AMom29. She has emotionally spoken out about her botched surgeries, boobs and lipo, and has since had them fixed to the best of top notch hollywood surgeons abilities. Tara is a great lesson about doing your research before having something done. I feel terrible for her.
surprised the author of this article didn't say a thing about how skeletal Posh is which makes it all the more creepier her chest size in comparison to her body