victoria beckhamAh, fake boobs. The Holy Grail of plastic surgery in Tinsel Town. Everybody's got 'em. Even the ones you think don't. (They just have a really good doc and opted for a "tasteful" implant.) But some pairs of tatas? Well, they just look downright ridiculous, and we're shocked that some of these ladies haven't gotten them redone already. Unless they like lopsided franken-boobs.

Here are five pairs of awful breast implants that really should be taken in for a tune-up.

Victoria Beckham. I thought Posh Spice was supposed to be all fancy now. No more of that cheesy Spice Girl stuff. So, what's up with her breasts? Why are they so ... uneven and up to her neck? Not cute, Vicky. And definitely not fancy.

 

 

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Heidi Montag. To be totally frank, Heidi's lucky the only body part this post is covering is boobs, 'cause she's got a whole mess of stuff going on. Her breasts, though -- they're just too big. And fake-looking. They look almost comical, sort of like a caricature or something. Kind of like the rest of Heidi.

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Jenni "JWoww" Farley. Ginormous, uneven boobs may be all the rage at the Jersey Shore, but to the rest of the world, they're a little bit creepy.

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Tara Reid. Oh, Tara, what is happening in this dress? Didn't somebody check you before you headed out onto the red carpet? I'm not even quite sure how to describe this. It's like one boob is a triangle or some never-before-discovered shape. Too weird.

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Audrina Patridge. Hmm ... something's not right in this photo. Can't figure out if it's just that Audrina's boobs would look better if she gained a little weight, or if it's that her implants are a little too far apart and sort of droopy-looking. Perhaps it's a little of both. Or maybe Audrina should just get a bathing suit with better support.


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