Ah, the Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie feud. A Hollywood classic. Still, after all these years, it manages to rear its ugly head now and again. The latest piece of gossip to make its way into your and my favorite tabloid, OK!? That Angelina Jolie is crazy desperate to sabotage Jennifer Aniston's happiness with boyfriend Justin Theroux and the potential wedding that they're planning.
But that's not the disturbing part. The disturbing part is how she plans on doing this.
According to the magazine, once Angelina got wind that Jen and Justin were serious -- like, talking about getting married serious -- she suddenly developed a deep, passionate interest in wedding long-time lover, Brad Pitt. So she could outdo Aniston.
OK! "reports" that friends of Angelina are saying that not only is the star finally ready to get hitched to Brad, but she’s even picked out her wedding dress and has plans to host an affair more dazzling and star-studded than Jennifer and Justin's.
Now, I'm taking this with a grain of salt, since it's OK! and all, but if this is true, hot damn, is Angelina Jolie a bitch. I hate to phrase it like this, but, well, Angelina already won. She got the guy -- Jennifer's husband. She's more famous than the former Friends star. And rich. And fancy. She's constantly hailed as one of the "most beautiful women in the world." And she's got nine kids, to boot. If she's not "satisfied" after having all of this -- and she still has it out for Jen -- well, she needs some serious psychotherapy. And medication.
To be totally forthcoming, I've come around to Angelina a bit in the past few years. I don't think for a nanosecond that she's as nice of a person as Jennifer Aniston (I've only heard good things about Jen), but I don't know, I sort of stopped thinking of her as some sort of She-Devil or demon. But when stories like this crop up -- and they often do -- I can't help but wonder how much, if any, truth there is to them. Where there's smoke, there's fire, right? So, then I get to wondering: What is her obsession/problem/issue with Jennifer Aniston? There are a million beautiful, successful celebrities in the world. Why go after her? A person who seems so ... normal.
Then again, maybe that's why. Maybe Angelina is jealous of Jennifer's sense of normalcy in Hollyweird. Maybe she just can't stand the fact that Jennifer is, internally, at ease.
But then another juicy piece of gossip comes up and I forget about the two of them altogether for a while, kind of/sort of liking Angelina once again. And then something like this happens, making me question her again. It's like a snake eating its own tail. It's like the circle of life.
Here's a vintage question for you: Team Aniston or Team Jolie?
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