Angelina Jolie Will Get Married if It Will Hurt Jennifer Aniston

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angelina jolieAh, the Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie feud. A Hollywood classic. Still, after all these years, it manages to rear its ugly head now and again. The latest piece of gossip to make its way into your and my favorite tabloid, OK!? That Angelina Jolie is crazy desperate to sabotage Jennifer Aniston's happiness with boyfriend Justin Theroux and the potential wedding that they're planning.

But that's not the disturbing part. The disturbing part is how she plans on doing this.

According to the magazine, once Angelina got wind that Jen and Justin were serious -- like, talking about getting married serious -- she suddenly developed a deep, passionate interest in wedding long-time lover, Brad Pitt. So she could outdo Aniston.

OK! "reports" that friends of Angelina are saying that not only is the star finally ready to get hitched to Brad, but she’s even picked out her wedding dress and has plans to host an affair more dazzling and star-studded than Jennifer and Justin's.

Now, I'm taking this with a grain of salt, since it's OK! and all, but if this is true, hot damn, is Angelina Jolie a bitch. I hate to phrase it like this, but, well, Angelina already won. She got the guy -- Jennifer's husband. She's more famous than the former Friends star. And rich. And fancy. She's constantly hailed as one of the "most beautiful women in the world." And she's got nine kids, to boot. If she's not "satisfied" after having all of this -- and she still has it out for Jen -- well, she needs some serious psychotherapy. And medication.

To be totally forthcoming, I've come around to Angelina a bit in the past few years. I don't think for a nanosecond that she's as nice of a person as Jennifer Aniston (I've only heard good things about Jen), but I don't know, I sort of stopped thinking of her as some sort of She-Devil or demon. But when stories like this crop up -- and they often do -- I can't help but wonder how much, if any, truth there is to them. Where there's smoke, there's fire, right? So, then I get to wondering: What is her obsession/problem/issue with Jennifer Aniston? There are a million beautiful, successful celebrities in the world. Why go after her? A person who seems so ... normal.

Then again, maybe that's why. Maybe Angelina is jealous of Jennifer's sense of normalcy in Hollyweird. Maybe she just can't stand the fact that Jennifer is, internally, at ease.

But then another juicy piece of gossip comes up and I forget about the two of them altogether for a while, kind of/sort of liking Angelina once again. And then something like this happens, making me question her again. It's like a snake eating its own tail. It's like the circle of life.

Here's a vintage question for you: Team Aniston or Team Jolie?

 

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Stacey. Stacey.

Angelina used to be so gorgeous, young and fresh faced. I think shes jealous of Jen who now looks like a 20 something fresh faced and healthy compared to haggard frail 2011 Angie LOL

Lynette Lynette

sounds to me to at this point to be a story that is just made up by the media.  I don't have a team, I don't buy into the so called "feud".

PonyC... PonyChaser

Generally, I'm "Team Aniston" if I have to choose teams, but it's because I never liked Angelina Jolie. Not before the whole husband-stealing debacle, and not after. I have nothing against her personally, I just don't like her as an actress. And I do like Jennifer Aniston. I don't care that she chooses half-rate Rom-Coms as her vehicle of choice, most of them are cute and an escape when I don't want to think.


That said, I really believe that the whole Aniston vs Jolie thing is completely made up by the tabloids to sell. It's one of those go-to stories that they pull up. Like Bat-Boy, Elvis Sightings, and anything involving Michael Jackson. Only now, the stories aren't so spectacular: Angie & Jen fight over Brad! Kate and Will having quadruplets and adopting a puppy for each!! Please. I'll believe all this crap when I see it.

Dalla... DallasGirl214

Jolie is obviously jealous of Aniston.

nonmember avatar Get Real

This story is stupid. Angelina Jolie could careless about Jen and her new BF. What I find sad is the gullible women who believe this crap.

BeLLa... BeLLasNewMoMmy

I have never liked Slutina. . . . .She didnt respect a marriage. . .Regardless if the marriage was having problems already. . . .I dont even like brad anymore. . . Team Aniston all the way xD

Melis... Melissa042807

Wait, she only has 6 kids, not 9. Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Shiloh, Max and Vivienne. And now I feel totally pathetic for being able to recite all their names on command.


I don't believe a word of this story. As successful as she is, I really don't think Angelina Jolie has the time or patience to worry about such petty crap.

bills... billsfan1104

OK, you say that you take the story with a grain of salt, but in the same breath you call Angelina a bitch, and degrade her throughout. what the hell is up with that?? I dont like Jennifer Anniston anyway, because she is a snarky, stuck up twit, who thinks she is a great actor. I would like to remind people who has an Academy Award. Its not Jen who plays the same fricking character in every single movie.

nonmember avatar skates2000

Honestly, I find Jennifer Aniston too worldly (materialistic). Angelina Jolie even though she has a little bit of a dark past, is more down-to-earth and compassionate. I am pretty sure these great personalities are the first things which Brad Pitt got attracted to and fell in love with on her. I don't even believe that Angelina would even waste her time to do such a thing.

nonmember avatar Alice

I love Jen! Don't see what Angelina has to done with Jen the past is the past. Wish both ladies happiness! Yes, I do hope Angie and Brad get married and Yes, I do hope Jen and Justin get married if they all make each other happy! Also, wish a speedy recovery for Jen's mom.

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