If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. We think. I mean, we don't knooow, but "sources" are saying that our favorite Hollywood star is expecting her first baby with boyfriend Justin Theroux. Apparently Jen was complaining about being sick on their latest trip to Hawaii -- so much so that she just wanted to head home -- and she's been seen covering up her stomach at parties, has laid off the booze, and has given up the old cigarettes.
Could it be for realsies this time? Are we going to have an Aniston-Theroux baby this spring?
Oooh I hope so! It would be so exciting. It would be like America was having a baby. I think I would somehow figure out a way to send her a gift. I'm serious! I feel like such a part of her life.
So while we're on this crazy rant about how I feel like Jenny and I are best friends from way back, let me take a moment here to further my fantasy that we're like sisters and say that I'm really glad she waited to (probably/hopefully) have a baby with Justin. I like that he's around her age (he's 40 to her 42), that he's a bit out of the spotlight. I also like that he's super hot and seems really chill.
Had she procreated with other boyfriends Vince Vaughn or, worse, John Mayer, I don't think that would've been the best move. I'm glad she wasn't baby crazy and decided to settle for either of them as a father, and I'm so happy that she held her horses, and her ovaries, until she found the right man.
And you know what the best part is about pregnancy? You can't hide it forever. If Jen's expecting, it's only a matter of weeks now until we know for sure. In the meantime, I will be shopping for baby gear and focusing my energies on getting her mailing address. You know, normal stuff.
Here's to a happy and healthy (and hopeful) pregnancy for Jen!
Do you think she's pregnant?
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