Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant! We Hope!

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jennifer anistonIf you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. We think. I mean, we don't knooow, but "sources" are saying that our favorite Hollywood star is expecting her first baby with boyfriend Justin Theroux. Apparently Jen was complaining about being sick on their latest trip to Hawaii -- so much so that she just wanted to head home -- and she's been seen covering up her stomach at parties, has laid off the booze, and has given up the old cigarettes.

Could it be for realsies this time? Are we going to have an Aniston-Theroux baby this spring?

Oooh I hope so! It would be so exciting. It would be like America was having a baby. I think I would somehow figure out a way to send her a gift. I'm serious! I feel like such a part of her life.

So while we're on this crazy rant about how I feel like Jenny and I are best friends from way back, let me take a moment here to further my fantasy that we're like sisters and say that I'm really glad she waited to (probably/hopefully) have a baby with Justin. I like that he's around her age (he's 40 to her 42), that he's a bit out of the spotlight. I also like that he's super hot and seems really chill.

Had she procreated with other boyfriends Vince Vaughn or, worse, John Mayer, I don't think that would've been the best move. I'm glad she wasn't baby crazy and decided to settle for either of them as a father, and I'm so happy that she held her horses, and her ovaries, until she found the right man.

And you know what the best part is about pregnancy? You can't hide it forever. If Jen's expecting, it's only a matter of weeks now until we know for sure. In the meantime, I will be shopping for baby gear and focusing my energies on getting her mailing address. You know, normal stuff.

Here's to a happy and healthy (and hopeful) pregnancy for Jen!

Do you think she's pregnant?


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Sami Snail

f this was any other couple who got together after having an affair, you and the media would preface your articles with a line about her cheating scandal with Justin, and you know it. But when it comes to Aniston, she GETS AWAY WITH SOMETHING NO ONE ELSE WOULD. What is it with the media and public, that they are so 'Jonestowned' by her? It makes me sick how so many people are so blind-sided by this manipulative bh that they will excuse away with Anistion what they would condemn others for. Wtf is it, that makes these people do so many moral gymnastics? The 'marriage' excuse is old and doesn't work, so give it up. This is not the 1800s. Heidi and Justin had a relationship, a home and a life together. They shared a home and a life for FOURTEEN YEARS, more than *twice* Aniston and Brad's merge - er, marriage of convenience. 14 years is a long time. For 14 years, Justin and Heidi were common law spouses who had a home and a life together. Her fans need to put down the
Anistonaid and do the decent thing and call her out on her behavior. I am so sick of the brainwashed starry-eyed loonifers who will bend over doing acrobatic contortions rivalling any olympic gymnast, to excuse and defend EVERYTHING Aniston does. She is an evil cold-hearted btch, a homewrecker, and garbage. I hope she rots in hell and karma does to her what she did to another innocent and unsuspecting blindsided woman.

Sami Snail

As for being pregnant? Wtf? Don't you get it by now? What does she need to do?  Put it on neon lights? She DOESN'T WANT CHILDREN. Stop trying to force your ideal of womanhood on her. Not all women want children or are mothering material, and god knows she certainly isn't! Btw, I wouldn't be surprised, considering the amount of men she sleeps with in Hollywood, if she has been pregnant and hand an abortion or 2. Now thats not spiteful, I'm pro-choice, but I do believe she'd terminate if she were pregnant. Through her actions over the last 10 years, she couldn't make it more obvious if she tried that she doesn't want children. And thats totally ok.

Sami Snail

Finally, for those who say this woman 'deserves' happiness, - I ask; AT WHAT EXPENSE?  Should she just walk in someone's life, trample on their relationship and steal their man, to be 'happy'??  What about Heidi, Justin's life partner of FOURTEEN YEARS?  And Heidi Bivens DIDN'T deserve happiness? She deserved be totally blindsided by predator Aniston's actions? Is that what you're saying? That ever other homerwecker is condemned to hell, but Aniston gets a free pass because SHE supposedly 'deserves' happiness more than others? What kind of sick immoral logic is that? If the only way Aniston can get happiness is by stealing another woman's man, she is a sack of shit, and so too are her slimy, moral gymnastic apologists who would excuse murder for Aniston because 'she deserved happiness'. She is a greasy slut. A homewrecking man-stealing evil piece of garbage and its about time she got the pain she deserves.

Sami Snail

HHollisBaker, thats the million dollar question, and thats what I wan't to know.  I am so fed up with this unfairness.  Either homewrecking is wrong for ALL, or ok for ALL.  It can't be ok for some, or ok for 1, but not ok for everyone else.  All those who are saying that manipulative bitch 'deserves' happiness are saying that because they've been well and truly snowed by Aniston and her phony persona, and her vendetta against Angelina that SHE STARTED, with the 'Team Aniston' thing. She made everyone feel sorry for her, and her plans and schemes worked so well. The masses truly are gullible, they can't see Aniston for who and what she truly isl; a malicious and malevent manipulator.  Everyone hated Angelina and witch-hunted her and attacked her and even attacked her own children, because Aniston let people believe an affair happened, when it never did.  Hiring Handler with Huvane was maybe a 'waterloo' because people saw Aniston - TWICE, walking on stage grinning, after Handler introduced her by attacking Angelina and making racist jibes of monkeys at Angelina's black children.  Twice.  Her and Handler went away for Thanksgiving (yep, not with her family - wonder why?) and immediately thereafter upon return, Handler launched into her most vicious and malovently cruel attack on Angelina yet, calling her the c word and still attacking her children.

Sami Snail

...This is not an Aniston set-up?  Really?  Its obvious to anyone that sits down and monitors all these coincidences and manipulations from her.

Its like some sort of Jonestown phenonema with Aniston.  People truly ARE *brainwashed* by her, and can't see the real her behind the cinning schemes, manipulations and malicious vendetta smoke and mirrors. 6+ years, and still MILKING her AMICABLE divorce and the JP coat-tails whilst (attempting) to keep her hands clean by hiring others to do the work for her (Huvane, Handler).

Now those who cried falsely shouted 'homewrecker!' to Angelina, are hypocritically silent on Aniston, who DID in fact wreck a home - one that lasted almost 3 times as long as her marriage. 

Yet - WHERE IS EVERYONE?  Why aren't the media persuing this? Does Huvane have ALL of them in his pocket?  Why can't we have fairness?  Aniston broke up a relationship and is now a homewrecker, yet her supporters are strangely silent.  I''m just so sick of the duplicity; the unfairness of the double-standards, is all.  Its WRONG.  call one out, CALL ALL OUT, not matter whether american apple pie buttler wouldn't melt in her mouth or not. Its SO WRONG that Aniston gets away with this when no one else does.

Where is the justice?

Imogine Imogine

She didn't want kids with Brad Pitt but she'll have kids now?  WTF?

Jo41 Jo41

I think it is sad that our society is so hopeful that two unmarried people with an extrememly new relationship may be pregnant.

nonmember avatar Kate

Good, now maybe she'll stay home and we won't have to read about her all the time. She is just plain and simply NOT that interesting.

nonmember avatar sundust

It had been mentioned, in a past article that Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant with brad Pitt's babies once or twice, but that she miscarried one or two pregnancies that were a result of conceptions between her and Brad. Then there were reports, of Jennifer Aniston being pregnant with other men she dated, poor lady, not only was rumor planted that she was a selfish woman, who wanted career over children, and deserved, to be cheated on by Angelina Jolie, because Angelina Jolie gave Brad the chidlren he craved. But they still say she has not gotten over Brad Pitt. And they are constanly linking this womans, past, present and future with Brad and Angelina. Stupid made up Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston love triangle, isi just a made up media mess. Just like the Brangelina family are a popular media family brand name, like Nike is a sports and clothing brand. Why is it not a big deal for every woman who is older like Jennifer, to not have children, but people think because Jennifer has money, they don't like Jennifer, they don't like Jennifers looks and they don't like Jennifers acting. That the only thing left for Jennifer to do is to fall pregnant before her biological clock expires! Or they think if Jennifer breeds, her children will have faults in looks and brains. But Angelina's and Brad's children are the golden children.

nonmember avatar sundust

It had been mentioned, in a past article that Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant with brad Pitt's babies once or twice, but that she miscarried one or two pregnancies that were a result of conceptions between her and Brad. Then there were reports, of Jennifer Aniston being pregnant with other men she dated, poor lady, not only was rumor planted that she was a selfish woman, who wanted career over children, and deserved, to be cheated on by Angelina Jolie, because Angelina Jolie gave Brad the chidlren he craved. But they still say she has not gotten over Brad Pitt. And they are constanly linking this womans, past, present and future with Brad and Angelina. Stupid made up Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston love triangle, isi just a made up media mess. Just like the Brangelina family are a popular media family brand name, like Nike is a sports and clothing brand. Why is it not a big deal for every woman who is older like Jennifer, to not have children, but people think because Jennifer has money, they don't like Jennifer, they don't like Jennifers looks and they don't like Jennifers acting. That the only thing left for Jennifer to do is to fall pregnant before her biological clock expires! Or they think if Jennifer breeds, her children will have faults in looks and brains. But Angelina's and Brad's children are the golden children.

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