'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Recap: Kris Jenner's Bladder Is as Out of Control as Kylie & Kendall

on August 1, 2011 at 1:29 AM

From Kim's psoriasis diagnosis last week to Kris Jenner's incontinence issues this week, the Kardashians are educating the masses on a host of medical issues from which the family suffers. On this week's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, we saw Jenner repeatedly pee her pants, and her daughters endlessly torment her about seeing a doctor to address the problem.

"You smell like a pee pad," from Khloe.

"How's your leaky vag?" from Kourtney.

You know, really helpful, supportive things like that, and then trapping her in a restaurant booth and not letting her out in time so that she does once again pee her pants. Enough was enough, and she finally went to the doctor.

He diagnosed her with stress incontinence, a pretty common problem in women who have had children, and prescribed a bunch of Kegel exercises. In addition to the Kegels, the ever industrious Jenner went out and got a deal endorsing pads for "light leakage." I suppose if there's any way to turn such pissy news around, that's the way to do it. You would think she might too proud to hawk such things ... but then again, no, you wouldn't.

"Now you can squirt all day and night," Khloe concluded.

The other dilemma of the night was how to turn Kylie and Kendall Jenner around and save them from the bratty, entitled path to bitchood they seem to be traveling down. Stealing Bruce Jenner's credit card for a shopping spree was the final straw, and Jenner decided taking them to a homeless shelter was the way to that. It was one of his better ideas (much better than his decision to sport earrings).

They bonded with a smart and strong girl named Miranda, who lived in the shelter with her dad and sister. The Jenner girls seemed genuinely moved by her plight and did a good job just hanging out with her. They exchanged numbers and promised to text each other, which I hope they do, though I question how a girl living in a homeless shelter can afford a phone and text plan.

Are you surprised Kris Jenner would sign on to pimp leakage liners? Do you think Kendall and Kylie's visit to the homeless shelter will have a lasting effect?

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Comments (7)

3rdCoastTXtoast

on Aug 1, 2011 at 3:24 AM

No, & no. Goodnight.

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momavanessa

on Aug 1, 2011 at 3:48 AM

No they are all idiots! I seen the show like 3 times and couldn't believe how a family could be so selfish and dumb! The mom is the worst!

Nonmember comment from DCGal

on Aug 1, 2011 at 12:22 PM

Most cities offer free cell phones to people on aid or who are homeless so that people can get help, be reached and apply for jobs. It's not unusual and we all know texting is cheap or free for most. How do you expect someone to get back on their feet if they don't have a way to be reached? Don't be so cynical.

Melissa042807

on Aug 1, 2011 at 6:28 PM

The homeless shelter visit was a publicity stunt. Plain and simple.

And seriously, they are so low on material for the show that they have to talk about Kris having incontinence issues? SERIOUSLY? And if my daughters ever talked to me like those women talk to each other I'd tell them to get the heck out of my house. So disrespectful. All of them.

Nonmember comment from Anonamommy

on Aug 1, 2011 at 7:06 PM

Yeah, i thought the same thing about the phone...if my tax dollars are paying for the homeless to have cell phones, id expect it to be a simple cell, not the smartphone the kid had! And what kind of employer texts you?! Did you also notice the HUGE flatscreen in their room? If i was so broke i needed to live in a homeless shelter i sure as heck wouldnt have a 50 in and a smartphone. I dont think people know the difference between needs and luxuries....

kisses5050

on Aug 1, 2011 at 7:26 PM

You need to read Ruby Payne Understanding the culture of poverty....to a lot of impoverished people the first thing they spend money on is "entertainment" keeping the kids "happy".. think how many times you have seen someone post on here how poor they are and wondered "but they have interenet".. to a poor person they are so poor if they get 100 dollars in their hand it isnt going to make a big difference in their life except to buy one really good pair of tennis shoes for one of the kids in the family. rather than four not so good pairs for all the kids..