Angelina Jolie Needs Help for Her Jennifer Aniston Obsession

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angelina joliePoor Jennifer Aniston. No matter how happy she is, no matter how many years go by, she can't seem to escape the omnipresent grasp of ex-husband Brad Pitt and/or Angelina Jolie. Whether it's the tabloids insisting she's simply not over him or Angelina trying to steal Jen's new man, Justin Theroux, she -- wait, you haven't heard? Oh yes, it's true (reportedly). Angelina Jolie is desperately after Jen's smoking hot actor/screenwriter boyfriend.

InTouch is reporting that Angelina is insisting that Theroux work with her on an upcoming project. A "friend" of the star says, "Angelina is actively trying to set up a project on which she and Justin would work together. She has been a fan of his for a few years, but she certainly wasn’t in such a hurry to work with him before Jen started dating him."

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Why is Angelina such a jerkface?! Oh, my God, leave Jennifer Aniston alone! She already stole Jen's life from her! Why won't she stop?! Jennifer seems so happy now! If Angelina tries to take her man -- oh, my God, that's so unbelievably disgusting! Ew, ew, ew!

And breathe. See, I have a theory on this. I kind of think Angelina -- with all her oozing sex appeal and adorable gaggle of kids -- is a little obsessed with Jennifer. Why else would she be after Justin Theroux? There are millions of women out there Angelina could steal boyfriends from. Why go to Jen again? 'Cause she wants to skin her and wear her like last year's Versace, that's why.

Maybe the tabloids -- or reality? -- have gotten to her? I mean, at any given moment, there are reports of Jennifer not being over Brad, or Brad not being over Jennifer. It probably eats away at her like an alien virus. And instead of getting mad at the man in the situation, as women often do, Angelina is taking it out on Jen.

Then again, maybe she's just a horribly nasty person for no good reason at all.

What do you think of Angelina (allegedly) trying to steal Jen's man ... again?

 

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twins... twinsurromommy

I think it's just gossip.  I don't believe for a second that she's trying to work with him.

Rhond... RhondaVeggie

I think 99% of the supposed rivalry is just speculation and media hype. I feel bad for Jen. Imagine for a moment that your husband left you and a decade later you were still being bombarded by stories about how you weren't over him. Talk about picking at scabs. She has been trying to move on for years but the press just keep trying to drag her back to the past.

Water... Water_geM

 I think its bullshit.

nonmember avatar Amanda

I think it's ridiculous and childish that you are even helping spread this. Why don't YOU get over it?

prinz... prinzesa_edith

I think it's dumb news and your just helping in spreading the lies.

prinz... prinzesa_edith

I think it's dumb news and your just helping in spreading the lies.

jonellg jonellg

*cough* don't care *cough*

nonmember avatar Anon

I'd have to consider the source (In Touch) and question the story but it's not that far fetched. She has made a life's pursuit of pursuing married or attached men, Brad is not the first. Jen's life probably looks pretty good compared to her life.

mleil... mleilanim

Horribly nasty person.....you said it best!

nonmember avatar Get Real

This STUPID story came from In Touch magazine. A tabloid KNOWN to lie and lie often. The fact some of you believe this crap is sad! And people wonder why America is dumbed down.

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