Poor Jennifer Aniston. No matter how happy she is, no matter how many years go by, she can't seem to escape the omnipresent grasp of ex-husband Brad Pitt and/or Angelina Jolie. Whether it's the tabloids insisting she's simply not over him or Angelina trying to steal Jen's new man, Justin Theroux, she -- wait, you haven't heard? Oh yes, it's true (reportedly). Angelina Jolie is desperately after Jen's smoking hot actor/screenwriter boyfriend.
InTouch is reporting that Angelina is insisting that Theroux work with her on an upcoming project. A "friend" of the star says, "Angelina is actively trying to set up a project on which she and Justin would work together. She has been a fan of his for a few years, but she certainly wasn’t in such a hurry to work with him before Jen started dating him."
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Why is Angelina such a jerkface?! Oh, my God, leave Jennifer Aniston alone! She already stole Jen's life from her! Why won't she stop?! Jennifer seems so happy now! If Angelina tries to take her man -- oh, my God, that's so unbelievably disgusting! Ew, ew, ew!
And breathe. See, I have a theory on this. I kind of think Angelina -- with all her oozing sex appeal and adorable gaggle of kids -- is a little obsessed with Jennifer. Why else would she be after Justin Theroux? There are millions of women out there Angelina could steal boyfriends from. Why go to Jen again? 'Cause she wants to skin her and wear her like last year's Versace, that's why.
Maybe the tabloids -- or reality? -- have gotten to her? I mean, at any given moment, there are reports of Jennifer not being over Brad, or Brad not being over Jennifer. It probably eats away at her like an alien virus. And instead of getting mad at the man in the situation, as women often do, Angelina is taking it out on Jen.
Then again, maybe she's just a horribly nasty person for no good reason at all.
What do you think of Angelina (allegedly) trying to steal Jen's man ... again?
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