Angelina Jolie Needs Help for Her Jennifer Aniston Obsession

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angelina joliePoor Jennifer Aniston. No matter how happy she is, no matter how many years go by, she can't seem to escape the omnipresent grasp of ex-husband Brad Pitt and/or Angelina Jolie. Whether it's the tabloids insisting she's simply not over him or Angelina trying to steal Jen's new man, Justin Theroux, she -- wait, you haven't heard? Oh yes, it's true (reportedly). Angelina Jolie is desperately after Jen's smoking hot actor/screenwriter boyfriend.

InTouch is reporting that Angelina is insisting that Theroux work with her on an upcoming project. A "friend" of the star says, "Angelina is actively trying to set up a project on which she and Justin would work together. She has been a fan of his for a few years, but she certainly wasn’t in such a hurry to work with him before Jen started dating him."

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Why is Angelina such a jerkface?! Oh, my God, leave Jennifer Aniston alone! She already stole Jen's life from her! Why won't she stop?! Jennifer seems so happy now! If Angelina tries to take her man -- oh, my God, that's so unbelievably disgusting! Ew, ew, ew!

And breathe. See, I have a theory on this. I kind of think Angelina -- with all her oozing sex appeal and adorable gaggle of kids -- is a little obsessed with Jennifer. Why else would she be after Justin Theroux? There are millions of women out there Angelina could steal boyfriends from. Why go to Jen again? 'Cause she wants to skin her and wear her like last year's Versace, that's why.

Maybe the tabloids -- or reality? -- have gotten to her? I mean, at any given moment, there are reports of Jennifer not being over Brad, or Brad not being over Jennifer. It probably eats away at her like an alien virus. And instead of getting mad at the man in the situation, as women often do, Angelina is taking it out on Jen.

Then again, maybe she's just a horribly nasty person for no good reason at all.

What do you think of Angelina (allegedly) trying to steal Jen's man ... again?

 

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kelly... kelly24019

Why spread this? You are no better then the tabloids.... Epic fail

Isabella Vanh

Lets see.....Angelina has wonderful Brad Pitt at home, Six young kids, UNHCR humanitarian work, flies planes, drives motorcycles, meets presidents, makes movies, directs movies and you think she is obsessed with old boring aniston??????? Aniston is dull as dirt, no one is obsessed with that big chinned leathery old hag.

Do are acting like it is 2005 and as if Brad left your bitter self. You sound like a 12 year old, like the majority of Jen fans who think she is so innocent and the first person in history to get a divorce.

justa... justacherry

This post sounds very ... high school.

Isabella Vanh

Also, only idiots like yourself read and beleive tabloid lies (intouch is wrong 99% of the time).


She stole jen's life?? Are you on drugs?


I bet Angeline could not care less about jen and her latest boyfriend through the revolving door of pr picked boyfriends.

Kat.M. Kat.M.

And you really believe In Touch?! Ha!

nonmember avatar jenfan

if this is true, then jen should offer a mental help to angelina. This is so bizzare, why would she do that. She has to be mental!! Just leave Jen alone.

AngiDas AngiDas

A: I think the story is horsesh*t.


B: Even if she doesn't voice it,you know Angelina is thinking that if Brad cheated on Jen with her, he could just as easy cheated on her with someone new. 


 


 

Zaveira Zaveira

well in my opinion Angelina is a better and wonderful actress and according to me anyone would like to wrok with her as we can saw her work in Salt Movie and who knows Justin also wanted to work along !

nonmember avatar lara

This is a bunch of silliness that you put out to make a buck. Sad. Why not publish something about your own sad life? Probably because noone would care... just like your trashy story. Get a life.

tecsa... tecsabates

gee, ain't this the same mag that recently had to publish a public apology to Katie Holmes over a bogus article?....hhhmmmm.....  

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