linda evangelistaSupermodel Linda Evangelista has a cute 4-year-old son Augusten James, but like a lot of single mom celebs (Minnie Driver, Jodie Foster), she has repeatedly refused to reveal who his father is. Privacy is totally cool, but when it comes to who fathered who -- especially in celebrityville -- these moms should 'fess up. Otherwise there could be a whole lot of trouble in store for their kids.

According to the New York Post, the father of Linda Evangelista's son is French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault. His name might not mean anything on its own, but this might ring a bell: Salma Hayek's husband. Yup. The same guy that fathered Salma's daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault, who was born in September 2007, which makes her fast approaching 4 as well. (Supposedly Evangelista and Pinault hooked up when he was on "a break" from Hayek -- the two later reconciled and married.)

If the Evangelista baby daddy rumors are true, here's what the family tree looks like: Linda Evangelista's son and Salma Hayek's daughter are brother and sister. Halfs. But none the less -- very closely related.

Uh-oh.

Augusten and Valentina are close in age and they'll likely travel in the same social circles. We all know that celebs and the spawn of celebs always seem to date "their own kind." Hayek and Evangelista aren't the only two who have "shared a man." Jennifer Aniston and Rene Zellweger might just as well have had sex with each other when you think about all the beaus those two have in common. And if these date-swapping celebs are going to start having babies and not revealing who the daddy is, the results could be disastrous for their kids.

So Minnie, Jodie, Linda and any of you other fabulous famous people who have kept mum about who your baby daddy is -- keep that in mind once your kid is of dating age.


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