Prince Harry Comes Clean on Pippa Middleton Romance Rumors

Linda Sharps

It must be weird to be Pippa Middleton lately. One day you're the pretty sister of the duchess-to-be, the next you've got cameras in your face 24/7 and half of the content on the Internet is devoted to your ass.

In addition to the obsession with her rear end, people just can't seem to get enough of fantasizing about Pippa shacking up with Prince Harry.

This confuses me to no end, honestly. What's the romantic fairytale appeal in the idea of the royal couple spawning off a relationship through their siblings? It's almost like everyone wants the royals to be inbred, for crying out loud. Mess with the lineage too much and you're going to get mutants, people.

Anyway, it's time for the royalty-fans to stop writing their sweaty little Pippa-and-Harry imaginary fanfic stories, because according to the prince, he's just not that into her.

Okay, technically what he said was that now that he's split from on-again off-again girlfriend Chelsy Davy, he's too busy to focus on dating. Also, he sort of let out a bark of laughter when asked if he was with Pippa:

Pippa? Ha! No, I am not seeing anyone at the moment. I'm 100 per cent single.

I think we can all assume that means that Harry likes big butts and he can not lie. Sure, Pippa is all superfit and stuff, but Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda, amirite Harry?

Sadly, I don't think the interest in a Harry-Pippa hookup is going to die out any time soon, especially now that Harry's ex Chelsy has become friends with Pippa's former housemate's sister—OMG!!—so OBVIOUSLY they are meant to be together. Or at least doomed to be plagued with rumors until they both marry other people, at which point the press will inevitably accuse them of infidelity. Enjoy your future, you crazy kids!

Why do you think Harry and Pippa have become such a hot topic lately?

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