Kat Von D and Jesse James' wedding is still on, guys. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Thank God." We are in desperate need of a royal wedding of our own here in the states -- and it doesn't look like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are going to tie the knot any time soon.
Apparently, a few days ago, a tabloid reported that the couple's engagement was off. This ticked Von D and James off, so they did what any anti-Hollywood, totally real couple would do. They blew up the Twittersphere with their denials and generally caused a media frenzy. Thank God you narrowly escaped the grasp of Sandra Bullock, Jesse. I bet all that attention was a bitch for a regular ol' guy like yourself.
Call me a muckraker, but isn't it kind of interesting (as much as you can find Kat Von D and Jesse James interesting) that all seemed to be quiet on the couple's front for a while -- I think the last time we heard from Jesse was on his totally classy Howard Stern interview where he said that Von D was "100 percent" better than Bullock in bed -- now all of a sudden rumors "leak" that their engagement is off? Followed by a media circus led by James himself? Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
And if these two yahoos didn't fabricate the story for press, why bother responding? If it's all just poppycock and they're really madly in love -- and they hate the spotlight so much -- ignore it. Do you, guys. Hey, if the press thought the wedding was off, you probably would have had less coverage the day of! That would be a good thing, right? Your wedding day is all about your love and commitment to each other, not some lame spread in US Weekly. That would be the worst for two tatted up, motorcycle riding, "f**k Hollywood" bad asses like yourselves. Uch, I don't know how you did it with Sandra all those years, Jesse. It must have truly been a living hell.
So, I don't know about you, dear reader, but I'm certainly going to sleep better tonight knowing that it's still on with these two love birds. And I guess we have Von D and James to thank. I mean, if it weren't for their fervent Twittering, we never would have known.
Are you, like, totally relieved it's still on with these two? Do you think Jesse is anti-Hollywood?
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