Is she pregnant or isn't she?! When Kim Kardashian announced "I'M HAVING A BABY!"on the cover of this week's issue of OK! Magazine, it was like the OMG heard 'round the world! But wait -- almost immediately Kim denied the rumor on Celebuzz, posting "This is crazy! I am NOT pregnant!" Her words were taken out of context, she insists. Still, not everybody is convinced.
Look, everybody, there's no way Kim is preggers! Just look at the "facts":
- As we all know from the details of Kim's brief, infamous film career, Kim is obviously saving herself for marriage. A baby conceived out of wedlock? Who do you think she is, Kourtney?
- A style icon like Kim would never give up the chance to steal the title of "2011's Hottest Rear in Wedding Gear" from Pippa Middleton.
- Speaking of the wedding dress, no gown in the universe could possibly accommodate that many round objects. The get-up would have to defy the laws of physics, people.
- A sweetheart like Kim would never be so insensitive as to announce her own pregnancy when little sister Khloe is publicly struggling with possible infertility. (Jealous?)
- Kim says she's not pregnant, and I believe her. After all, she is known as the Most Truthful Reality TV Star Ever. And I'm not lying. Really.
Do you think Kim Kardashian is pregnant?
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