Have you ever wondered how Angelina Jolie manages to look so feminine and glamorous in every candid paparazzi shot, even the ones where she's herding a group of children like an impeccably-groomed nude-lipstick'd Border Collie? Apparently the answer lies with Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt and his manly manhood of male-enhanced masculinity, that is.
In a recent interview with Britain's The Telegraph, Jolie dished on the perfection of their relationship, describing Pitt as "a real gentleman, but also a real man's man." According to Jolie, Pitt's throbbing, barely-restrained maleness is the perfect counterpart to her own femininity.
I love being a woman. I love that I can have children. I love feeling soft, I love being with Brad, I love all the sensitivity and natural emotion.
Only the manliest of men could make Angelina Jolie look soft by comparison, people. She might be stacked, but the woman has some wicked sharp-looking elbows. Jolie went on to say that Pitt is an "extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very intelligent man," and not only that, dude's got one hell of a disco stick.
Okay, she didn't say that exactly, but what else could she be talking about with this comment?
And physically he's a real man...in all things that it means.
BREAKING NEWS: BRAD PITT HAS A PENIS. REPEAT, BRAD PITT HAS A PENIS. PROBABLY A LARGE ONE. WE'RE NOT SURE IF SHE'S TALKING GIRTH OR LENGTH, BUT THE IMPLICATION OF IMPRESSIVE SIZE IS DEFINITELY THERE.
Seriously, what a weird thing to say. For as media-savvy as Jolie has become over the years, I'm kind of surprised she'd essentially gush to a major publication over her boyfriend's shlong, but I suppose her REAL message is: back off about our relationship, tabloids, we're doing great.
Still, kind of tacky, don't you think?
You know what I'd like to see? A follow-up interview with Jennifer Aniston, in which she releases the following statement: "Meh. Vince Vaughn's was bigger."
What do you think about the 'real man' comment? Overshare, or undershare (what, no pictures?)?
Image via Flickr/Gage Skidmore
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no, she is a pig because she is notorious for going after married co stars, you cant steal a husband , but if you have any class you dont make yourself available to one...she adopted the one boy I believe because she fell in love with him, the others? I believe for publicity to either shadow other bad choices or promotion for movies. French kissing her brother? PIG....gushing about how she and Brad fell in love while he was married to someone else? PIG...now talking about his penis size??? PIG.....there is more, but it will still all just equal PIG
I've seen interviews with her in regards to her life and her work. She runs deep emotionally. She was EMO before there was even such a term. She likes the rawness of life and I can see that it makes her feel alive. Can you imagine looking the way she does but all people want to do is talk about your looks? This is why she lets it all hang out (within reason). She wants you to know that there's more to her than what most see on the outside. I think that Brad is attracted to this as well. When he was married to Jennifer A, he wanted kids, a family--LIFE! Jennifer was not ready for this but he was and when Angelina came along, he liked who she was. She showed him that she has a life and how raw life can be.
Nobody needs to know that except Angelina Jolie lol. And Photoshop and video editing does a wondeful job for celebrity photos and videos.
It means he's into dudes and her and kids are a front to cover his gayness!!!!
Um, if I was sleeping with Brad I would have no problems bragging about it either. All of you are so jealous!!!!!!!
Hilarious! The most outspoken person on this post has 'god' in her screen name.
Some of you are really making yourselves look pathethic. She didn't adopt Zahara because of the 'scandal' with Brad. That was in the works before she started filming. Adoption takes awhile.
I just think they might be getting married and she's gushing over him. Who knows? Anyways yall angry folks can get back to praying for their downfall. You would think after nearly 7 years some of you would stop whining.
Since I'm the person who made the comment about Zahara' s adoption, I will take it as you calling me pathetic. Why am I pathetic, because I dare judge a celebrity for their actions? Look, I don't like Angelina but I don't dislike her either. I only like people I actually know. I don't know the real person and neither do you, unless you know how they are behind closed doors. I never claimed to know Angelina's motives behind any of her adoptions, but I do think they are questionable. I do think she used Zahara's adoption to her benefit. And that is what happens when you parade a very newly adopted child in front of the press. When she adopted Maddox, she never even announced. She wanted to keep it secret. Her father was the one who spilled the beans and she was upset about that. That seemed like a genuine adoption to me. But the way she choose to announce Zahara's adoption by parading her in a book store with millions of bulbs going off.... that was wrong in my opinion. It seemed to me that at that momment she used the adoption for publicity. I don't know her true motives because I'm not in her head, but I will give my opinion as an outside observer. I'm not angry and dont' wish bad on any person, famous or not. But I'm certainly not going to praise anybody for their good works, when they make sure to do it in front of a ton of press.