Kim Kardashian Wedding Plans Revealed

Julie Ryan Evans
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Kim Kardashian and Kris HumphriesThrow scones if you will, but I didn't really care about the most recent Royal Wedding between Kate Middleton and Prince William. Oh, it was lovely and all, but not my cup of tea, so to speak. The upcoming nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, however, well, the whole thing is just intoxicating. It will be a downright royal wedding right here in the U.S.A. Because if the Kardashians aren't American royalty, then really, who is?

So what do we know about the big day so far? Quite a bit, because you know those Kardashians are anything but shy about sharing. Here's what we've learned so far:

We will get to watch! Of course, it's no surprise that they'd try to cash in on the big day, but Kourtney Kardashian's reassurance is nice to hear. She told E!:

It comes with the territory. I mean, I would assume it would be ... we sell our souls to E!, but that's obviously up to Kim and Kris. 

Will it be big? Oh yes, and then some. The 20.5-carat ring and glitter-covered ponies during their engagement announcement may be nothing compared to what's in store. An "insider" told PopEater:

The wedding is going to be massive. They are talking about having multiple weddings around the world. All of which will be recorded to air on TV and have hundreds of celebrity guests attending. Kim is not a low key kind of person.

Bridesmaids are pretty well set with sisters Khloe and Kourtney (natch), plus little sisters Kendall and Kylie. Kris Humphries has two sisters -- Krystal and Kaela -- as well, who would perhaps stand with Kim too. Kute!

Then there's the wedding gown ... oh the gown. No details as to what's to come there, but the anticipation is going to be killer. Can her rear possibly outdo that of Pippa Middleton's in white?

As for when the big event will take place? We may have to wait awhile. All of the pomp and circumstance will take awhile to orchestrate. But who knows, it could happen sooner than we think. If there's anything we've learned, it's that Kardashians can do most anything -- especially when there are millions of dollars to be made. Khloe Kardashian posted on her blog yesterday:

Just in case you have the urge to throw a wedding together in 30 days let me know. I'm really good at putting together a quick, fabulous wedding LOL.
Now let's just hope they don't trick us all and elope.

How excited are you about Kim Kardashian's upcoming wedding?

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