It's nice to know that Danielle Staub has been keeping busy since quitting—or being fired from, depending on who you believe—The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
After all, she has some high standards to live up to when it comes to her career. 2010 was a big year for her, what with her leaked stolen sex tape and all. She's also got an upcoming reality show with ex-Bachelor Jake Pavelka and fellow surgery addict Heidi Montag, which I am certain is going to be absolutely riveting, groundbreaking television.
What's a reality star to do when they've already achieved so very much? For Staub, the choice was clear—it was time to get back to work.
Working the pole at Scores Gentlemen’s Club in New York City, that is.
There are perhaps any number of reasons why this isn't a particularly surprising move for her, but chief among them is the fact that Staub is a veteran of nude entertainment. In addition to that self-released for the purpose of furthering her career despite the fact that it was widely panned as being prime boner-deflation material stolen sex tape, Staub also worked as a stripper in Miami during the 1980s.
Which was ... um, really kind of a long time ago. But she looks great! For a 48-year-old plastic-faced woman whose breasts look like two grapefruits bolted to a Picasso painting.
According TMZ, Staub signed a three-year deal with Scores, in which she agreed to do one live appearance and occasionally appear on ScoresLive.com.
My, her daughters must be proud. They're, what, 13 and 16 now? Just the right age for the three S's: sex tapes, surgery, and stripping. Well done, Danielle Staub!
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