David & Victoria BeckhamWell, here we are -- it's Royal Wedding time! Are you watching? We totally are! Giddy with excitement -- albeit a tad sleepy but who cares! -- to see Kate and Wills tie the knot.
Okay, let me set the scene in London so far.
Inside the Abbey:
Guests are queueing up and filing into Westminster Abbey. Loads of colorful dresses. Lots of pretty hats. Lots of fricking crazy hats. Is this a contest of who can out-hat who?
Outside the Abbey:
The streets are lined with super-excited onlookers -- the Hyde Park Supervisor estimates 35,000 already. It's a sea of British flags and red, white, and blue wares. Gawkers from all over the world are waiting.
What Everyone Is Talking About:
Bride: THE DRESS is still being talked -- and talked -- about. Who will be the designer? Gossipers say someone who looked like designer Sarah Burton was seen outside the Goring Hotel, where Kate is staying.
Groom: William will be wearing a military uniform, as you may have guessed -- to be exact, the uniform of a Colonel in the Irish Guard. Sounds handsome!
The Rides: Kate and her father will ride in the Queen's classic 1977 Rolls-Royce Phantom VI. After the ceremony, the Prince and Princess will leave in an open-top 1902 Landau carriage to Buckingham Palace. Fancy and fun.
New Titles: The Queen conferred a Dukedom on William. His titles will be Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn, and Baron Carrickfergus. He will now be called His Royal Highness The Duke of Cambridge, and Kate will become Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge.
Harry's on-off-again girlfriend Chelsy Davy arrived wearing a teal green boatneck dress and a gold hat -- amid the early, lesser known guests. Hmm ...
David and Victoria Beckham are there! David looks HOT (duh!) in a Ralph Lauren suit, and Victoria is in a gorgeous and chic black short-sleeve dress of her own design, a long sleek ponytail, a Philip Treacy hat, and custom-made and super-high Christian Louboutin pumps. Super stylish. And that baby girl is looking good under her short gown. ;)
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, socialite and long-time friend of Prince Charles, is on the scene with her brand new nose. She ruined her first one with cocaine. Whoops!
Charles, Earl of Spencer (Princess Diana's brother) arrived with yet another fiance.
Sir Elton John and his partner David Furnish both arrived looking quite traditional in coats with tails. Cuties!
Rowan Atkinson, a.k.a. Mr. Bean in the scene! Hi, Mr. Bean!
Guy Ritchie is there. But we wish it were Madonna.
Haven't seen Joss Stone or Kanye West (as if he was really invited ...).
Gotta go! William and Harry are heading over (and my mom is already crying)! Wills is in red! SO HOT! Don't get me started on Harry ... babe ... Be back soon with more.
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