Bree OlsonMaybe Bree Olson did it for Mother's Day ... a gift for her mom? So mama Olson can sleep at night without worrying that her daughter is part of the "Team Sheen" train-wreck! Or maybe Bree just finally came to her senses. Whatever the reason ... Charlie Sheen announced last night, while on stage in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, that he is down a goddess.
And apparently she dumped him in a very 21st century way — via text message. So, do we think Charlie is still winning? I mean, I guess he is ... as long as people are still going to see his show. Oh wait, what's that you say? He is having trouble filling those seats now too. Are you as shocked as I am? This is starting to get sad even more pathetic.
It seems times are so tough on the road that Charlie is offering tickets free through his Twitter account. However, even with those giveaways, the 3,000 seat venue in Ft. Lauderdale was still only about two-thirds filled!
I mean, really, can you blame his fans for not stepping out with him. If he was in your town would you want to listen to him rant about why you should help him get his job back? He made his bed ... he should have to lay in it.
Though, if you are out-of-work and under 25, keep an eye out for the inevitable want ads coming to a job site near you, seeking a new goddess to join the team. We can only imagine what that job description will be like.
Do you think Charlie Sheen is in desperate need of an intervention?
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