Heidi Montag + Danielle Staub + Jake Pavelka = Best Reality Show Ever

Julie Ryan Evans

Heidi MontagThe mother of all trashy, disaster-waiting-to-happen reality shows is currently being filmed. The lineup so far is almost too good to be true: Heidi Montag, the plastic surgery queen from The Hills (also known as the "eidi" in Speidi); Danielle Staub, the possessed "prostitution whore" from The Real Housewives of New Jersey; and Jake Pavelka, the controlling, creepy star of The Bachelor and Dancing With the Stars. (Cue the heavenly music.)

Few details are known about the show's plot, other than it's being filmed for VH1, and will involve them "revamping a restaurant from the ground up," which they have to do in 28 days. I have the perfect name for the joint: The Fame Whore Cafe.

But really, who cares what they do? Just stick those three and a few other choice crazies who will do anything for a few minutes of fame in a room together, and let the insanity ensue.

The "stars" have issued a few random Tweets, like this from Montag: "People keep asking what my new show is about. I say - imagine if Chekov & Tolstoy wrote for reality TV." But beyond that, that's about all we know.

Rumors are flying about who else may be on the show including famous call girl Ashley Dupre, which could make things interesting. A few others they should really consider adding to make it a true dream team:

Charlie Sheen -- Duh. 

Snooki -- Someone from Jersey Shore has got to represent in this mess.

Allison DuBois -- That psycho psychic who briefly appeared on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills would bring the heat. Her reality show potential must be tapped further.

Kate Gosselin -- Why not, she could use another gig, and if it's called the Fame Whore Cafe, there's no way she can't be invited to the table.

Scott Disick -- Not that I want to see anymore of Kourtney Kardashian's skeevy baby daddy, but he would fit in pretty well with the rest of this cast.

I can't wait to hear more details as they're unveiled, but based on what we do know so far, this is going to be one must-see trainwreck.

Does this show sound like one you would watch? Who else would you like to see added to the mix?

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