Plastic surgery nightmares is one of our favorite subjects around here. They're like luxury car crashes we just can't help staring at as we drive by in our pickup trucks. It's amazing how a little nip there and a little tuck here can transform some of the most natural beauties into frozen-faced Freddy Kruegers. If there was an undo button we could press to return these ladies to their original form, we'd hit it faster than you could say "Botox addiction." And maybe they would, too.
Lil Kim -- There's nothing little about her obsession with plastic surgery.
Nikki Cox -- I would've guessed she was in her late 40s, but the former Baywatch star is only 32. Her fillers and injections are aging her too fast!
Priscilla Presley -- She's half woman, half cat. How about a little less conversation, and a little less plastic surgery. I think those were the original lyrics to Elvis' hit song, no?
Faye Dunaway -- The 70-year-old actress has gone too far. Is her nose even functional anymore?
Joan Van Ark -- The New York stage actress is becoming harder and harder to recognize. Is she a statue? Is she a human? Who knows.
Elsa Patton -- The mother of Marysol on the Real Housewives of Miami, she reminds us of Jabba the Hutt, and we're scared.
Any celebrities we've left off the list?
Photo credits: Lil Kim: Splash News; Nikki Cox: Larry Busacca/Getty; Priscilla Presley: Jason Merritt/Getty; Faye Dunaway: Splash News; Joan Van Ark: Frederick M. Brown/Getty; Elsa Patton: Splash News