You have to admire Snooki for making the most of her God-given talents, such as they are. In an entertainment world full of celebrities whose fame centers around their immaculate beauty and carefully-honed public personas, there's something almost refreshing about a trashy overtanned reality star who will happily deep-throat any paycheck that comes her way.
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi can now add "wrestling star" to her ever-growing resume, which, I'm sorry to report, also includes "New York Times bestselling author." She was the special guest on last night's (March 14) episode of WWE's Raw, and she managed to go above and beyond her hosting duties by engaging in a little girl-on-girl action.
No, not that kind, you perv ... although she did deploy something called a "crotch bomb." (Which is apparently different from the usual Jersey Shore crotch bomb, which requires antibiotics.)
During a totally real argument that was not at all planned, Snooki entered the ring and threw down on the members of the Lay-Cool lady tag-team. Luckily, she was wearing a wrestling-friendly leopard print coat, hot pants, and boots, and appeared to be well-versed in a few signature wrestling moves.
You can watch Snooki attacking like squirrel monkey here, although I highly recommend turning down the sound so you don't have to hear the recorder's voice saying, "Ooooh, what's she doin'?"
(Uh, she's doing exactly what the script said to do, dude. What, are you the It's Still Real to Me Dammit guy?)
Snooki's successful WWE debut bodes well for WrestleMania XXVII on April 3 in Atlanta, where she'll once again take on WWE Divas Michelle McCool and Layla. It should make for an entertaining evening, if that's your thing, since the show will also feature the return of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Can you smell what Snooki is cooking? (Is it ... sauerkraut?)
What do you think about Snooki's new gig?
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