5 Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs

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tori spellingFun bags. Bosoms. Breasteses. Jugs. The twins. Boobs. They're one of the most beautiful parts of the female form and should be honored and appreciated in all shapes and sizes. Well, all natural shapes and sizes, that is. A botched boob job is one of the worst plastic surgery nightmares, and unfortunately, some celebrities have gotten disastrous implants.

You'd think the rich and famous would only pay for the best to avoid the sunken silicone and wonky nipples, but these five ladies went for bargain basement prices and got exactly what they paid for. Hold on to your bras, here's a look at the top five worst celebrity boob jobs.

Let's start with the obvious. Poor Tori Spelling has seen more knives in her lifetime than a top chef. They've been cutting at her breasts for decades, and the results haven't been great. Donna Martin, please graduate to a higher level of breast implant!

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Victoria Beckham has a special kind of boob job. They are so ... round. Like baseballs. I'm kind of scared of them because they just don't look human and I'm afraid they're one day going to fall off her chest and roll down the street.

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Pamela Anderson, god bless her. The Baywatch babe made a career out of her famous figure, but recently the surgeries have started catching up with her. I see the seam. Not cute.

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Do you remember Christina Aguilera from the late '90s? When she was 85 pounds soaking wet and hardly visible when she stood behind the mic stand? I miss those days. She probably got some bad advice and decided to enlarge her breasts ... but they inserted them over her ribs, not her nipples. Oops!

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And last but not least, the incomparable Tara Reid. I don't know where to look. One's giant and pointing down, one's small and pointing right ... I'm going cross-eyed just looking at her.

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Any bad boob jobs I've left off the list?


Photos for Tara, Tori, and Pamela via Splash News; Victoria via Tawney Rockerazzi/Flickr; Christina via Dave Hogan/Getty

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