Gwyneth Paltrow 'Glee' Return Sneak Peeks! (VIDEO)

Jeanne Sager
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Gwyneth Paltrow GleeDid you feel like you'd been kicked in the gut when you tuned the TV to Fox on Tuesday night? No Glee? Just more pathetic amateurs American Idol? It was like a day without sunshine. Sigh. Excuse me for stirring up painful memories, because I'm about to make it all up to you Gleeks. 

Gwyneth Paltrow is back on Glee this coming Tuesday (March 8)! And we've got all three of the music videos already! And by the sounds of the songs, sex education is just the right place for returning substitute teacher Holly Holliday.

Behold the beauty of Gwynnie and the Gleeks doing a little Joan Jett:

OK, she will never be Runaways material. But Gwyn, as much as I can't stand your Goop, I'll admit it: I wanna touch somebody after listening to this. Mark Salling maybe? I wouldn't mind a little pucker from the Puckerman, which brings us to video two -- what all of us ladies who are very happy Salling is over the age of majority would like to do to him:

Hands down my favorite Prince song (it just edges out "Purple Rain"), I love hearing Mr. Schue get back in on the singing. And now for my least favorite of the bunch:

Love "Landslide." Loved it in original form. Loved it live. Loved it when the Dixie Chicks did it. Not sure I love this, but maybe it will be better when I see it?

Either way, we're all going to have to get used to it -- all three of these Gwyn songs will be on the Glee 5 soundtrack, being released Tuesday on iTunes. You can start streaming it now at AOL Music to get in the mood.

Are you ready? Which song is your favorite?

 

Image via Fox

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