Selena Gomez & Justin BieberHere's how it went down. New puppy lovers Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber had just finished celebrating his last under-aged birthday over dinner when a rabid Bieber Fever fan came out of nowhere and punched Selena in the mouth, giving her a big fat lip. Oh no! Never fear, though, the newly 17-year-old Biebs came to his dame's rescue when he pulled out a can of hairspray whoop-ass. No, not on the teen-aged girl fan who was out of there faster than a Twilight newborn -- Justin doesn't hit girls!!! -- but on the paparazzi who were photographing the whole darn scene. Then Selena hopped in the car, her big man in the driver's seat in a frenzy to get his mom's car home before curfew, and he flipped the paps a big middle finger as he drove away.
Alright ... maybe it didn't go down exactly like that, but part of this story has some truth (and there's a photo to prove it). So which part of this story do you think is true?
Despite today's trending hashtag #sorryjustin and its accompanying Twitter rumors about Selena getting punched in the mouth by a jealous fan, Gomez's rep told PEOPLE there is "absolutely no truth" to the rumors. However, big bad Justin DID, in fact, flip the bird at the paparazzi. Don't believe it? Here's a photo of Justin's big middle finger. I have a feeling #Bieberbird is going to be trending tomorrow.
The mystery still seems to be what DID happen to Selena's lip -- and, for that matter, to Justin's middle finger that's wrapped in a Band-Aid? Hmmm, in my first intense makeout session with a boy, my lips actually puffed up and became swollen from all the mashing together of our faces. Yep, totally embarrassing, but it's true. So uh, Selena, your fat lip secret's safe with me, but I'm not even going to speculate about Justin's finger.
What would you like to think happened to sweet Selena's lip? Are you offended by Justin's use of the middle finger or proud of him?
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