Charlie Sheen Rant or Gaddafi War Words? You Decide

Sasha Brown-Worsham

Is this Charlie Sheen or Gaddafi?
Charlie Sheen seems hell bent on destroying his career. The star of Two and a Half Men has nearly cancelled his show after the rant against creator/executive producer Chuck Lorre hit the airwaves during an interview with the Alex Jones Show.

The show is not officially cancelled, but shooting has ceased for the season at least thanks to Sheen's bizarre rant against Lorre; Alcoholics Anonymous (a "bootleg cult"); marriage ("Like in baseball, 'the score board doesn't lie'"); and the media ("They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me ...)"

Nice guy, no? Actually, he sounds a lot like another raving lunatic/narcissist -- Col. Muammar Gaddafi. The Libyan leader has been in the news lately for his own brand of crazy, which sounds a disturbing amount like Mr. Sheen's.

The two have a surprising amount in common. Both are delusional, paranoid, and a little anti-Semitic. Both speak in words few but the voices in their own head can understand and my guess is that both (well, at least Sheen for sure) have had a whole lot of sex with the ladies who sell it.

In honor of their similarities, let's play a little game called Who Said It? I will give a quote and you say who said it between Gaddafi and Sheen. I warn you, it's complicated.

Let's begin:

1.) Who said it? 

We won't lose victory from these greasy rats and cats ... They should be given a lesson and stop taking drugs. They're not good for you, for your heart.

2.) Who said it?

Unarmed incidents in Waco were dealt with by force ... The Davidian cults in Waco were dealt with by armed vehicles.

3.) Who said it?

You can kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. 

4.) Who said it?

Anyone who undermines the constitution shall be put to death.

5.) Who said it?

I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

6.) Who said it?

There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights.

7.) Who said it?

If you're part of my family, I will love you violently. If you infiltrate and try to hurt my family, I will murder you violently.

8.) Who said it?

You have absolute total resolve about your decisions if you love with violence and you hate with violence.

Surprisingly hard, no? I will reveal the answers below, but take your time ...

Answers: 1: Gaddafi; 2: Gaddafi; 3: Sheen; 4: Gaddafi; 5: Sheen; 6: Gaddafi; 7: Sheen; 8: Sheen

How many did you get right?


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