Michael Caine May Be a Dirty Old Man but Vanessa Hudgens Is Asking for It

Maressa Brown
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Michael Caine may be 77 years old, but that doesn't make him any less the ladies' man. In fact, he may even have a thing for his Journey to the Center of the Earth co-star, 22-year-old Vanessa Hudgens.

The ex-Disney star and former flame of Zac Efron recently shared in the March issue of Details magazine:

Not only is he uh-mazingly, stupidly talented, but he still kind of hits on me. All the time. If it was anybody else, I'd be like, "Who the hell do you think you are?" But because it's Michael Caine, I'm like, "Sock it to me more, baby, come on!"

Oh, and it doesn't stop there. The sultry star -- who couldn't help but get into quite the kerfuffle with Disney over nudie pics she sexted like every five minutes during the heyday of High School Musical -- dished more on her old man crush ...

Throughout this whole movie we're trudging through the jungle. So, of course, we're sweating. I can't tell you how much time is spent putting oil on my chest. And Evian. Spraying Evian bottles on my chest and my arms and my forehead, but mostly my chest. Just to look like I'm sweating. But your boobs don't really sweat, cleavage doesn't sweat. So it's kind of funny. But Michael's always telling the makeup artists that he'll take over and do it. I. Frickin'. Love. Him.

Wow, thanks, Vanessa. We really needed to know ALL OF THAT. Yes, I know Details is a men's magazine. But, she just sounds like she's trying way too hard. "Hee hee hee, I'm such a little Lolita! I don't really sweat, cuz that would be gross, but I'm, like, really hot!" Also, I have news for you, Vaness: For most women, if you're in a tropical climate, breasts will sweat and cleavage would certainly sweat. And it's usually not that sexy; it's just kind of uncomfortable.

At any rate, now thanks to these gushy quotes, Michael Caine comes off like a dirty old man, even though I'm not really sure if that's what he is. Vanessa is an attention whore. Plus, I wouldn't be surprised if she's also kinda trying to make ex Zac a little jealous. Although, if you were Zac Efron, would you really worry about Michael Caine? Eh ... actually, maybe! I'm sure Vanessa's just tweaking out to be even carrying on conversations with someone who has been nominated for an Oscar in every decade since the '60s. And now, she's milkin' the press for all it's worth.

That's not to say that Caine doesn't think someone who could be his granddaughter is a hottie. I'm sure he does. But I wouldn't hold your breath that he's going to step into Zac's Chucks anytime soon.   

What do you think about Vanessa's crush on Michael Caine?

 

Image via Details magazine

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