Lindsay Lohan at the L.A. Courthouse todayLet me just tell it to you straight -- as if you don't already know -- Lindsay Lohan is a walking time bomb. Every time we turn around, that woman is in more trouble.
(But damn, didn't she look good today at court?)
Today, Lohan had her probation revoked at the Los Angeles Superior Court for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store. She pleaded "not guilty," her lawyer explaining she thought the necklace was a loan. The store says Lohan straight walked out and stole it. About 15 minutes later, she posted $40,000 bail like a pro and left the premises. She's due back in court later in the month when she could face up to three years in prison for theft and jail time for violating her probation.
Can't she keep her nose clean (pun sort of intended) for a millisecond? Well, with the help of Dr. Drew Pinsky, maybe she can -- next season on one of my favorite reality shows Celebrity Rehab???
Alright, no one's saying Lindsay Lohan is really going to be on the next season of Celebrity Rehab, but I'd be happy to see her on the cast list. I'd be happy to see her doing anything that suggested she's making positive changes in her life. I might not be the only one hoping either. It looks like Dr. Drew, lead doc on Celebrity Rehab, might be wooing her to the show via Twitter, too.
Today, after Lindsay's courthouse visit and lots of crap talking about her on Twitter, Dr. Drew chimed in with:
I am mortified how @Lindsaylohan is getting attacked when she is so fragile and just establishing her sobriety. Not at all what she needs
Lindsay wrote back to her future rehab daddy Dr. Drew and said:
@drdrew thank you for your support.. I appreciate it
Do I detect a rehab marriage made in heaven? I think I do.
All joking aside, Lindsay Lohan needs serious help. I'm starting to hear ticking in my head every time I hear her name in the news. She can't seem to go a few weeks without finding herself back in the courthouse for some new trouble, and with all that drama swirling around in her life, it's just a matter of time before she falls off the wagon again.
When is she going to get the help she needs? Or will we all just continue to watch her tick, tick, tick until one day she explodes? If memory serves me well, we just have to watch and wait and hope her bottom comes sooner than later.
Do you think Lindsay Lohan has hit rock bottom yet? Or does she still have farther to fall?
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