Real Housewives across the country are choking on their chardonnay with news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, aka Speidi, want to join The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. For real.
Just when we thought Bravo couldn't come up with a crazier cast than the likes of Kelly Bensimon and Danielle Staub, Pratt told RadarOnline that his wife is working hard to get on the show.
"We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat," Spencer told Radar. "We would be psyched if this happened for us."
A collective "hell no" has rung out from fans everywhere who don't want the publicity whores anywhere near the rest of the whores wives. Even Andy Cohen tweeted a big fat no as to the possibility.
But really, would it be that bad? I can actually see a lot of good coming out of them being on the show. Here are five reasons Speidi should be on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills:
The show needs more irony. While there are plenty of fake boobs and nose jobs on Housewives in every city, there is almost nothing REAL left about Heidi Montag. With 10 plastic surgeries, she would be the most unreal Real Housewife ever.
Lisa Vanderpump needs a new charity case. After Cedric totally screwed her, there's going to be a hole in Lisa's life that needs filling. Speidi is certainly needy. Perhaps they could just move into his old quarters.
Kim has been the odd woman out for too long. Kyle and Kim Richards could really bond I think if there was a new disaster of a Housewife with whom to interact. They could come together and realize their problems are very minor in the midst of these whack jobs.
There's really no one to make fun of if Camille Grammer leaves. The rest of them are either too normal (by Housewives standards only, of course) or too pathetic to make fun of with a good conscience.
It would be entertaining. I don't care how much you loathe them, c'mon, it would be sheer and utter craziness to see them on the show. Put them down to dinner with crazy psychic Allison DuBois, and that would be must-see TV.
Would you like to see Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
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