Playgirl has confirmed that the adult man-meat mag has officially asked Kim, Kourtney and Khloé's brother Rob Kardashian to strip for their pages, but that's not the entertaining part of the story, because really: who cares?
I don't even think it's particularly noteworthy that there is in fact yet another Kardashian, because I assume the entire Kardashian clan has been genetically engineered in the bowels of an E! basement somewhere, and they just pump out more plasticized human facsimiles whenever the reality show's viewership numbers drop or one of them tragically dies in an exploding breast implant incident.
No, the awesome part of this is the response from the magazine itself about the offer.
"While most people assumed we'd be interested in Scott (Disick) my interest actually lies in the adorable Rob Kardashian. Rob is a perfect example of the classic Playgirl model, and we'd be proud to have him join the ranks of other quasi celebs to strip for Playgirl."
There's kind of a whole lot to enjoy in that statement, but I'm drawn to the flat-out admission that Playgirl is so proud to have a bunch of "quasi-celebs" showing off their junk.
Playgirl is ponying up a $45,000 offer for Mr. Kardashian, but it comes with some strings attached. Nardicio says,
"I'd bring him to NYC to work with my trainer for a few weeks though, as he looks like he could use a few weeks prep before the shoot."
Oh, and hey! Good news for Rob if the $45K paycheck isn't quite, ah, beefy enough:
"If he can get wood, I'll add another 15 thou!"
Okay SERIOUSLY. Is Playgirl just fucking with the guy? Because they basically called him a quasi celeb who's not in great shape and may not be capable of popping a boner on command.
I expect a full rebuttal from all Kardashian-bots ASAP. E!, activate their Moral Outrage Sensors. To the Kardashi-blogs!
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