Paris Hilton is returning to television in a new program that she deems a real reality show. As in not milking cows or hawking burgers with Nicole Richie. As in her actual life.
Oxygen's The World According to Paris will star the celebutante along with her mom, Kathy Hilton, and her buddy, Charlie Sheen's estranged wife Brooke Mueller. (Yep, you read that right. Brooke Mueller. Her newest BFF.)
Paris explains it like this:
When I did The Simple Life I was playing a character that I created, and I had no idea it would last so many seasons, so I had to continue doing that character, so I think people assume that's really how I am. But when they see this new show they're going to see the real me.
Hmmm. The "real" Paris. Do we truly think we can handle that? I doubt it.
The "real" Paris makes sex tapes and stars in less-than-classic movies like The Hottie and the Nottie.
The "real" Paris records painful songs like "Stars Are Blind." A true assault on the ears.
The "real" Paris's bestie is an out-and-out train wreck. I can't think of anyone who would want to watch Brooke Mueller. For many reasons, but chief among them? She married Charlie Sheen. 'Nuff said.
No. I don't think I'm ready for the real Paris. Sometimes I just can't take reality. Give me the good old days when she made sausages with Nicole.
Do you plan to watch The World According to Paris?
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