Maria Menounos Has Worst Bikini Malfunction of All Time, Alerted by Twitter

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While vacationing in Miami Beach over the weekend, Access Hollywood host Maria Menounos jumped on Twitter to let her fans know what she was up to. She tweeted,

Beach football today w/@MichaelChiklis...paparazzi had some fun! Hope the bikini shots are flattering!

A short while later, someone responded with a dire heads-up:

@mariamenounos ....showed more than u planned.

Maria typed back,

No??!!!! Where did u see? Pls tell me ur joking

No joke, Maria, ur vag is totes all over the internets. Sadly, she apparently suffered quite a wardrobe malfunction as the paparazzi collected their photos. While playing football in the ocean, her bikini bottom seemingly got ... uh ... wedged off to the right, which partially exposed her private Menounoo for everyone to see.

If you'd like to enjoy the NSFW images, you sick puppy, here they are in all their glory.

So, whenever I see these kind of high-quality, flatteringly-posed (well, except for the peeping genitalia) shots, I assume the paparazzi weren't exactly hiding behind a bush (heh) with a telephoto lens. To me they look like staged photos, if not invited then at least mutually agreed upon. Like, okay, you can take my photo and sell it IF you only photograph me looking awesome and athletic and not bent over, eating, and/or exhaling.

If that was the case, you'd think she would have been extra Vag Vigilant, you know what I mean?

At any rate, let this be a lesson to all hardbodied women whose careers are intrinsically tied to their sex appeal: you can play beach sports, OR you can wear a skimpy bikini. Or you can chalk this one up to No Pubic Publicity is Bad Publicity, and watch your book pre-orders soar.


Image via Twitter

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nonmember avatar Adrienne

There is no way I believe she didn't know her hoo-ha was hanging out. Most women are hyper aware of what's going on with their swimsuit when they are in the ocean never mind knowing there are photographers nearby.

pinki... pinkiebling

I don't think she did it on purpose. I think her bikini just sucked. The top's ugly and the bottoms are a complete failure. If this had been Paris Hilton, hell yes I would think it was staged. Maria doesn't seem like she's low-class enough to do that.


BTW, "private Menounoo" cracked me up. Love your writing!

nonmember avatar JKJ

Funny they didn't say anything or show the pics on access hollywood since they have no problem talking about everyone else

John Nelson

So - like.. so what? One side pops out and everyone goes gaga. She has nice lips - at least on the left side. Why should she be embarrassed by the paparazzi stooges?

-AJ -AJ

I'm sure she knew it was showing. It isn't difficult to notice when things are out of place. Just another celeb flashing her nasty cooter and feigning innocence.

RoseMay RoseMay

@AJ  Nasty Cooter hahahahaha

nonmember avatar mjn

So she has what every woman has inside her bikini bottoms- why is that a scandal? The worst you can say is that she should have checked the fit more carefully, and that doesn't make her a bad person, a ho, or anything else bad. As a guy I appreciate seeing a gorgeous woman like that, but I don't see why anyone thinks it's humiliating.

Rain E Day

As they say in the South, "You got some awful purdy lips!"

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