Christina Aguilera Leaked Photos: Why Did Her Stylist Need Nudie Pix?

Linda Sharps

One of the most popular searches on the web today is for Christina Aguilera's racy photos, because my god, people, this is groundbreaking stuff! I mean, it's not like we've ever seen Christina Aguilera's goodies before, being as how she's such a modestly dressed woman whose bodily mysteries have never before in the history of time been revealed to—

Oh, wait.

Here's the one thing I think is intriguing about the whole yawnworthy "scandal": Christina's handlers are claiming that the photos were hacked, not from Christina herself or from her then-husband or from, I don't know, her MOM or whatever, but from her personal stylist. In a statement, her rep said:

The photos of Christina Aguilera being leaked to the press were illegally obtained by a hacker who tapped into Christina’s personal stylist’s account .... The photos were taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.

Okay, so what I want to know is, exactly what kind of exchange was happening between Christina and her personal stylist? I mean, I admit I've never had a personal stylist so I don't know what all is involved in such a relationship, but I'm guessing it doesn't typically require having your client send you cheap pinup shots (NSFW) complete with nipple-pinching, and my favorite, the Giant Unattractive Knee Bruise.

I can't confirm who her current stylist is, but as of last summer, Christina was working with Simone Harouche. Harouche's top tip for styling? "Know your body. It is important to know what shapes and cuts of clothes look best on you. One shouldn’t wear clothes because they are really in fashion at the moment but don’t flatter their shape."

Ohhh, maybe THAT'S why she needed porny Xtina pix. You know: to be sure those outfits properly flattered Aguilera's visiblly shaved Girly Parts and all.

Harouche also styles Ashley Tisdale, Miley Cyrus, and Nicole Richie—think we'll be seeing some hacked nude photos of them soon too?

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