For your viewing pleasure we bring you excerpts from the 2011 Hot Guys and Baby Animals Calendar, $14.99 (complete with corresponding captions).
"Even I know no one is looking at this baby animal because I'm so hot."
"Oof. How is this a 'baby' animal? Luckily, my manly biceps can handle it."
"It's hard to get a date when my baby animal keeps deleting my Match.com profile."
"Why didn't I get the topless memo?"
Do you love hot guys with baby animals?