The real joy in this 30 Rock episode was the recurring theme of Tracy’s son Donald’s business names. A restaurant that serves the basics that everyone needs? Staples. A phone service you can call to find out about air quality? American Airlines. A brewery that also serves frozen yogurt? Microsoft. Ah, I love the callbacks.
Will Forte guest-stars as Jenna’s boyfriend, a Jenna impersonator who works at a roller-skating drag-queen restaurant.
And then there were these 10 gems. Thank you, writer Kay Cannon! Did they make you chuckle?
Jenna and I are mirroring until we achieve touch-less orgasm. And ... finished.
Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you don’t have bite-marks after sex, something’s wrong.
Jack, what makes a guy get bored in a dating situation?
That’s a good question, Liz. The answer is: questions like that.
Is the theme of your restaurant “not enough tables"?
Miss Lemon, there’s a reason God gave us two ears and one mouth. Listening is more important than talking. But He gave us 10 fingers! God must really want us to poke things!
I poured more money into Donald’s restaurant than my money pit in Connecticut!
You have a house in Connecticut?
No, I do not!
Kenneth can’t handle this! Look at his head-shape. He has no brain-pan! You dump your problems on a half-baked barney fife and you’ll set off a chain reaction.
I ate him sir! I ate my father-pig!
The restaurant was crazy today. During nude hour, I got custard on my penis.
Why can’t we paint each other’s toenails, watch vintage pornography, and then go to sleep in a swing like normal people!
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