'30 Rock' Recap: 10 Best Quotes From the 'Mental Anguish' Episode

Amy Keyishian
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KennethThe real joy in this 30 Rock episode was the recurring theme of Tracy’s son Donald’s business names. A restaurant that serves the basics that everyone needs? Staples. A phone service you can call to find out about air quality? American Airlines. A brewery that also serves frozen yogurt? Microsoft. Ah, I love the callbacks.

Will Forte guest-stars as Jenna’s boyfriend, a Jenna impersonator who works at a roller-skating drag-queen restaurant.

And then there were these 10 gems. Thank you, writer Kay Cannon! Did they make you chuckle?

Paul:
Jenna and I are mirroring until we achieve touch-less orgasm. And ... finished.

Jenna:
Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you don’t have bite-marks after sex, something’s wrong.

Liz:
Jack, what makes a guy get bored in a dating situation?
Jack:
That’s a good question, Liz. The answer is: questions like that.

Jack:
Is the theme of your restaurant “not enough tables"?

Kenneth:
Miss Lemon, there’s a reason God gave us two ears and one mouth. Listening is more important than talking. But He gave us 10 fingers! God must really want us to poke things!

Tracy:
I poured more money into Donald’s restaurant than my money pit in Connecticut!
Jack:
You have a house in Connecticut?
Tracy:
No, I do not!

Jack:
Kenneth can’t handle this! Look at his head-shape. He has no brain-pan! You dump your problems on a half-baked barney fife and you’ll set off a chain reaction.

Kenneth:
I ate him sir! I ate my father-pig!

Paul:
The restaurant was crazy today. During nude hour, I got custard on my penis.

Paul:
Why can’t we paint each other’s toenails, watch vintage pornography, and then go to sleep in a swing like normal people!



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