Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2010 aired last night, showcasing the breasts of 34 smoking-hot models to over a billion global boob-oglers. Thirty-four pairs of breasts were on display, including the upper anatomy of Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Adriana Lima, Chanel Iman, and more.
Three new breast models were added this year: Candice Swanepoel, Erin Featherton, and Lily Aldridge, who all bounced their hooters down the runway.
The most eye-catching breasts in the production belonged to Brazilian model Adriana Lima, whose mammaries were nestled in a $2 million Fantasy Bra by Damiani. The famed bra featured 1,542 carats of white diamonds, blue sapphires, and blue topaz, all set in 18-carat white gold.
Lima's breasts, which are 29 years old, missed last year's show while the rest of her body gave birth to her daughter Valentina with husband Marko Jaric. She commented on getting her breasts ready for this year's event:
It was a big challenge. I gained a lot of weight and had to get ready. Nothing carb!
Her secret to whipping her breasts into Fantasy-Bra-shape: boxing, jumping rope, and green veggies.
Audience members included Paris and Nicky Hilton's breasts; and actors Adrian Grenier and Vin Diesel, who were there to lecherously stare at the breasts. Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine was also in attendance in order to support the breasts of his Victoria's Secret model girlfriend Anne Vyalitsyna.
Adding to the pomp and circumstance were Katy Perry's breasts, who performed Katy's new single "Firework" off her Teenage Dream album, while Akon's man-nipples serenaded the models with his song "Angel," the first single off his upcoming album, Stadium.
Did you check out last night's show? What'd you think of all those gorgeous boobies?
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