Bill Clinton, Don't You Embarrass Us Again

Sheri Reed

Bill Clinton My LifeThere's a rumor flying about that Bill Clinton is going to make a cameo appearance in, wait for it, The Hangover 2. Wow. Just wow.

Former President Clinton, I voted for you. I appreciated so many things that you did in your time as President; however, I have my own kind of hangover from that time and always will.

Darn you, Bill Clinton. Not again!

Darn you, Bill Clinton, for Monica Lewinsky and all the other skirt chasing that made a mockery of your presidency. Darn you for making me defend you. Darn you for making my mom believe in you so much that she absolutely would not believe the Lewinsky impropriety until you came on the TV screen and said it for yourself.

That's right. I shared a meal with my bright and ever-loyal mom right before that famous apology, and she was in denial through an entire breast of chicken until your face appeared before us and you finally said what most of us had already accepted:

Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible.

Remember that wonderful speech? Yeah, I'm sure you do.

I know since then you have received counseling for sex addiction, admitted your faults, faced them to some degree, and gone on to do more amazing work that makes us all proud again. In fact, I was just about over the hangover you gave me back in 1998 -- well, that was until I heard this rumor about your appearing in The Hangover 2.

Really, Bill? Of all the films in which you should be making a cameo? Is there really some too-good-to-pass-up role in this movie about drunk grown men party animals -- who, no doubt, find themselves half naked at some point in the movie -- that you couldn't pass up? Was there, Bill?

Was it too hard to resist taking part in the rumpus-filled sequel set in Bangkok and LA, about which director Todd Phillips says: "There’s gonna be some f**ked-up surprises."

All I know is you better not be one of those f**ked-up surprises, Bill. You better not embarrass us again. Cause I simply can't take another Bill Clinton hangover.

What do you think about this rumor about President Clinton appearing in The Hangover 2? Appropriate or not or depends on the role?


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