What the hell, Playboy? You don't have enough desperate starlets chomping at the bit to rip off their clothes for your magazine, you've got to go after Justin Bieber's mom? What, Miley Cyrus wasn't available?
(Oh wait. Miley's, like, 17, right? I don't know why I always forget that.)
I'm not sure what Patricia Bieber did to make Playboy think she'd be happy to strip for a lad-mag, but apparently she turned down a $50,000 offer to do a topless photo shoot. Her stated reason, other than the obvious "Uh, my son earns like a trillion dollars every five minutes and I wipe my butt with gold ingots," is that posing for Playboy would go against her religious values.
With so many young stars whose parents are such obvious famewhores (yeah, I'm talking about you, Dina Lohan. And Lynn Patridge, for the love of god, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself), I have to say, it's kind of refreshing to see Patricia refusing to sell out.
While we're on the subject, here's some trivia that may surprise you: Oksana Grigorieva, former Spice Girl Melanie Brown, Lady Gaga, Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel, J-Woww, Heidi Montag, and Lindsay Lohan have all turned Playboy down.
34-year-old Patricia seems to have received one of the lower offers, though: Ashlee Simpson said "no thanks" to a reported $4 million.
Who will the iconic men's magazine approach next, I wonder? My money's on Taylor Momsen. And she'll probably do it for free.
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