There was a series of all-out brawls among The Real Housewives this weekend. From New Jersey to Orange County, fists (and wine) were flying as the Housewives wailed on one another.
First up were Jeana Keough and Tamra Barney at The Real Housewives of O.C. wrap party. Apparently Tamara was pissed that Jeena had been talking smack about her, and words were exchanged before things got really heated. Jeena tired to push Tamra in the pool and Tamara threw glass of wine in her face, according to RadarOnline.com.
“It was crazy,” a witness said. “It looked more like an out-of-control bar scene than a party!”
Then over in Jersey, a baby's baptism was the unfortunate scene for the brawl between the families of Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga, the newest housewife to join The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Melissa and her husband, Joey, were reportedly angry that Joe Giudice missed their baby's baptism. When he finally showed up at the reception afterward, the two men started trading punches.
Teresa even got in on the action and started fighting with one of Melissa's sisters.
Both incidents were caught on tape, so (fortunately?) we'll be able to witness them in the upcoming seasons of both shows.
But why didn't anyone think of this earlier? There's so much hostility and so many hormones that matching the ladies up and letting their rage fly free in the ring could be a Pay-Per-View gold mine.
Here are four matches we'd definitely pay to watch:
Cat Ommanney vs. Michaele Salahi While Michaele may look frail and have some health issues, she's tough and cunning and not above low blows.
Predicted Winner: The money would be on Cat, but Michaele would put up a good fight.
Bethenny Frankel vs. Jill Zarin The once BFFs still have a lot of unresolved issues they could could perhaps resolve in the ring.
Predicted Winner: Zarin, as she's mean enough to do what it takes to win at all costs.
Danielle Staub vs. Kelly Bensimon It would be great to mix things up between the cities a bit. While neither seems to have a beef with the other, it would be great to see such a display of craziness in one place.
Predicted Winner: Staub, as Kelly would have no clue what was even going on ... as usual.
NeNe Leakes vs. Kim Zolciak The ladies from Atlanta started it last season with some on-screen choking and hair pulling. Though they have since put aside their differences, we know there's more drama brewing under the surface.
Predicted Winner: NeNe, that chick is scary.
Which Real Housewives would you pay to see brawl?
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