Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, uh, uh. But she ain't messin' wit no broke . . . media outlet.
So apparently a number of women are shopping around nude photos of Kanye West. How did they get these intimate, private images, you ask? Did someone break into his mansion? Crack his gold-plated, fur-lined safe? Hold him at gunpoint, forcing him to empty his pockets of thousand-dollar bills and download the inappropriate photos off his platinum-edition laptop?
No, he sent them out himself. Naked pictures. Of his dick. Which he sent to a bunch of random women.
Yo I'ma let you finish, but this was the stupidest move of all time, West.
According to RadarOnline.com, the pics are self-taken. One image shows a nude Kanye from the chest up, while the second photo shows the singer's genitals "provocatively exposed from his boxer briefs".
I'm just going to let that endearing mental image sit with you for a minute. Are you picturing it? Like, are you really seeing his junk all yanked out from his undies, like he's trying to make it say howdy? Oh yeah, that's gonna linger.
In a recent interview, Kanye said he had contemplated posing naked as part of his desire to "break every rule of hip-hop".
"I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I'll pose naked."
Wow. It's like, sometimes I think Kanye seems like such a superficial, immature dude, and then he goes and says something like that. Deep, man.
Well, here's hoping that when the photos hit the web, they serve to take Kanye's ego down a notch or two. I'm just saying, if things aren't exactly, ah, harder bester faster stronger, if you know what I mean and I think you do, maybe the man will finally learn a little humility. Or at least reconsider his next self-portrait session.
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