Lindsay Lohan must really be getting tortured in her rehab center -- so much so that she attempted to escape just for a dose of caffeine. (What'd you think I was talking about when I said coke? Give the gal the benefit of the doubt, geez.)
Apparently, the Betty Ford Center has a strict no-caffeine rule, so she and another patient were making a run for the nearby Eisenhower Medical Center, where the sodas flow freely.
The partners in crime would have made it too if it wasn't for her accomplice's clothes getting stuck on the fence.
Wow, this sounds like something right out of a Looney Tunes episode. Clearly they don't watch cartoons because if they did, they would have known they could easily have escaped by digging a tunnel underneath the fence. Pffft, amateurs.
They were forced to wave the white flag and nab a volunteer for help, who safely returned them to the rehab center, decaffeinated, and they were given a slap on the wrist for their escape attempt.
For her next escape route, Lindsay will try painting a black hole in the wall and running through it (watch out for the train, LiLo).
Do you find this story funny or am I just easily amused?
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