'Dancing With the Stars' Results Show Recap: It's a Bad Situation All Around

Sasha Brown-Worsham
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The results show for Episode 4 of Season 11 of Dancing With the Stars was consistent with the other three shows in the season thus far. The dancing on Monday night's show was fine, but the most memorable moments were the shocking ones -- The Situation's mini fit, Bristol's non-abstinent rumba, and Florence Henderson's finger licking and body caressing.

Shudder.

***Spoiler alert***

But the situation last night was the one I have been hoping for all season. It was time to say buh-bye to the self-important meat head we all know and hate. Buh-bye Sitch. I won't lose much sleep over getting some time off from looking at him, either.

I'm pleased, but slightly surprised. There are still two "stars" left on the show who I barely even knew prior to four weeks ago and meanwhile some of the biggest stars have already gone home.

Florence Henderson is still hanging on, which is pretty shocking given the old ladies are usually the first to go. Guess Carol Brady is doing something right!

Since the bottom three also included Bristol Palin, I'm concerned she may be the next to go home and, if that's the case, I'm afraid of losing total interest in the show.

Luckily, Jennifer Grey's tango was truly top notch because I was beginning to lose hope for this season. It earned the two 10s it received.

Some shocking revelations from the show:

  • Brandy has not had sex in six years.
  • I suspect Florence Henderson has a crush on her partner and either way has a very sexy side.
  • I now know what Bristol Palin looked like while conceiving her son Tripp (did anyone notice that her costume looked like something she made herself the night before?).
  • The judges may hate The Situation almost as much as I do.

Stay tuned for next week's recap.

Did you think they sent the right person home?

 

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