So it's the first week of October and you have no clue what to wear for all those fancy Halloween parties you're invited to. All you know is that this year you want to go Hollywood, baby.
Well, don't worry, because I've got a whole slew of classy celebrity costume ideas for you. It's all Hollywood glamour and Tinseltown, 2010-style:
Lady Gaga, a la Poker Face Video. Let's be honest, you're probably going to look like hell in this outfit. But you're Lady Goddamned Gaga. Whenever anyone tries to speak to you, say, "Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah" all mysterious-like. Then adjust your neckline because your boobs are probably falling out.
Jersey Shore Cast Member. Don't forget to accessorize your outfit with alcoholic beverages, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.
Kim Kardashian. You'll need a dark wig, a tight dress, a push-up bra, and oh yeah, these mondo fake buttocks.
DIY Angelina Jolie and/or Octomom. It's two costumes in one! All you need is an all-black outfit, a long dark wig, and a pair of those outsized wax lips. Now tie a bunch of baby dolls around you. Voila! Bonus points for paparazzi-shading sunglasses.
Sexy Gun-Totin' Sarah Palin. Nothing says patriotism like Sarah Palin with a shotgun and a bikini. Make lots of references to ''refudiate," "misunderestimate," "wee-wee'd up," etc. Maybe carry a stuffed moose.
Crazy Britney. Okay, this one's not exactly current, but so easy! Bald cap, jogging shorts, deranged expression, and—of course—umbrella. Ah, remember the good old days?
Tiger the Cheater. Oh god, this one's almost too bad to post. (I said almost.) With this ingenious mask, you can channel golf's famous philanderer, right down to the beating his wife totally gave him the night of his "car accident."
Got any more ideas for terrible, I mean awesome celebrity costumes?
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