Sir Loin! Little secret: Bruce Willis is adorable. I don’t mean the too-skinny The Whole Ten Yards Bruce Willis. But the troubled, tormented Sixth Sense Bruce Willis? Yes, please. And then there’s the real-life Bruce Willis: the guy’s a crackup. I’ll forgive him his attempted blues musician career after his latest stunt:
Bruce Willis went on Letterman in a Lady Gaga-inspired outfit … a raw-meat hairpiece. That's right. A toupee tartare.
Bruce has always had a good sense of humor. Years ago, when then-wife Demi Moore posed nude and pregnant on the cover of Vanity Fair, Letterman created a similar cover featuring Bruce with a pot-belly. Nude. He laughed.
But this is a whole new level of ridiculous.
I can’t imagine what it must have felt like, all that raw meat on his bare pate. I hope he doesn’t get salmonella scalp!
Watch the whole thing on CBS.com.
Which would you rather wear – Bruce’s toupee tartare, or Gaga’s carpaccio costume?
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