Hey, remember Amy Fisher? She was all over the news back when some of you were still young'uns, so if she was before your time, here's a quick refresher: In 1992, when she was all of 17 years old, Amy Fisher shot and severely wounded Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her lover Joey Buttafuoco, and instantly became known as the Long Island Lolita.
This endearing relationship began when Fisher was 16 and took her parents' car to Joey Buttafuoco's body shop, hoping to fix the vehicle damage she had caused without their knowledge. Bada bing, bada boom, pretty soon she was banging Buttafuoco. On May 19, 1992, she wound up outside the Buttafuocos' porch and shot Mary Jo in the head with a .25-caliber semiautomatic pistol.
You know, like you do.
Fisher served seven years in prison and was released in 1999, where she went on to sell a sex tape, become a stripper, and reunite with Joey Buttafuoco for the Lingerie Bowl coin toss in 2006.
In 2008 she went on record as saying she had "no sympathy" for Mary Jo. Classy.
She released a pay-per-view adult film in 2009 titled Amy Fisher: Totally Nude and Exposed and has started her own porn site. Oh, and she also has three children. When asked why she's chosen porn as a life path, she told In Touch magazine,
"I’ve been through so much. It’s time to have fun in my life."
Well, it looks like she's about to have a whole lot more fun, because she's signed a deal to make eight pornographic movies. She'll be on the Maury Povich show tomorrow discussing her new full-time status in the World's Oldest Profession. What does her husband, Lou Bellera, think of his wife drilling another dude on camera? No worries, apparently. He brags of Fisher's co-star,
"I'm better than him."
Sure you are, dude. Sure you are.
I'm no prude, but everything about this woman just ooks me out bigtime. What do you think of how Amy Fisher's life has turned out?
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