Hi everyone, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt here. You may recognize me from one of, oh, about 10 kajillion photos those camera guys keep taking of me. I'm the adorable offspring of Angelina Jolie and Brat Pitt, and I have to say, I seem to be the only one of my five brothers and sisters that everyone's super-interested in. It used to be that everyone was always taking pictures of Maddox, but now they're all like, whatever fauxhawk kid, get out of the way so we can take a picture of your sister wearing combat boots.
So can anyone help me understand what the big deal is with my boots, anyway? Because all these magazines and stuff keep freaking out over my clothes and hair and I totally don't get it. Why do people think I'm turning into a boy? I may be only 4 years old but I know the difference between boys and girls, duh. How come all these stupid grownups don't?
I'm really confused by the whole thing because it seems like everyone wants me to dress all girly-girl, but my friend Suri Cruise does that and everyone's like OMFGWTF about THAT, too.
Just between you and me, I think it's kind of weird how many grownups care so deeply about what kind of clothes I like wearing, you know? I mean, if you think about it, it's really sort of ... well, creepy. I'm just a little kid, people. Please stop staring at my pants.
So here's the deal: I'm going to keep being a kid who doesn't need to adhere to pointless gender-focused fashion rules, and you guys worry about what's in YOUR closet, okay? Because if you'll excuse me, I've got some puddles to jump in. You may have noticed, I have some awesome boots for doing so.
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